#rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[starlightsruby]

Im so insanely happy over this hi

[bigdsgirl]

episode 16, I gave in, I can't help it with this damn drama

lmfao the marquis in him couldn't help but slip out here

"I'll figure out the rest," that's right my man is a problem solver! sorry, sorry, her man :)

I'm sorry THE HAND PLACEMENT??? though it is a miss he didn't smooch her (while I understand why, the romantic in me is livid)

"I'll let you have Song Yan!" Ew, that's a horrible idea.

"the maid is quite pretty" oh, well this man is about to sign his death sentence. both of them honestly.

me:

I use this photo a lot but IT'S HOW I FEEL! I am speaking my TRUTH!!!!

Oh helllll yes, that SLAP! I fear though, this is going to set some terrifying things in motion.

Anytime I see folks arguing from a defense wall, I think of two things from my childhood....

a) monty python and the holy grail

and b) veggie tales "keep walking"

what a spectrum lmfao.

ok back to show: we got bad guy monologue!

OooOOoooOOooOOOOooOo. oh to be the ring he gently caresses!

ANOTHER SLAP SWEETIE BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH. Excited to see him in action!!

wait... did he just speed run and slap them down?? I didn't see a sword! (future heidi saw it later)

the sassy hands on the hips, oh how I love you Xie Zheng

And............ the magistrate ruined it. dummy dum dum.

NOOOO GIRL! Don't tell him your a butcher!!!!! No, no, no!

my live reaction when Xie Zheng just NAILED the guy with a sword:

honestly, that was also my face when he saved her from falling over the wall, oh my goodness.

"And in this moment she knew, her husband was a bad ass"

Also LOL at her not knowing where the usual place is - I assume it's the dock.

Honestly, push the magistrate over the wall (into the pile of grain so he doesn't die, but is freaked out a bit). He sucks.

well sir let's check the record here...

OH OH

Will he recognize him? OH HE DID OH.

me:

oh buddy, you are taking the rage bait, which....... is not great uh oh.

HIS HAIR FLIP AJLGDKFJGADFJGAKDFJG. He just hops in and gives the BIGGEST SIDE EYE omg.

now this. this is comedy.

AND A WIDE SHOT! I'm cackling.

of course they are just taking shots at each other, such sibling energy.

"Since you can trust my teacher, why can't you trust me?" I s2g, he's about to talk about a serious issue, and Xie Zheng is like you flirted with my wife. Lame, ugh. I wish it was that.

NO FIGHTING YET. ITS MY GIRLS BIRTHDAY.

Sir, do NOT bring up his girls name. That's right, stay out of his family's business you nosy man!

my girl is so worried 😭😭😭

the IMMEDIATE hug oh I am so HAPPY!!!!!!!

and she is hugging him back and the horses are in pairs because they are IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!

sorry babe, plot dictates he made it

the way they LEAN INTO EACH OTHER

the horses because my babies are a pair <3

ah yes, the rage fist, very arthur of you buddy.

I knew it was coming, but I WASN'T READY. OH THE HANDS.

AND THEY ARE STILL TOUCHING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

the minute she mentions that he cut her, oh the QUICKNESS HE MOVED

and bruises? oh man is gonna get his hand cut off.

me:

[dar1ing-delarge-e1iza]

So this is my FIRST TIME doing an edit with background and inverted text so bare with me I ain’t good at it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chwedout]

colouring btw if u guys even cared ,,,

[n00tuz]

TW BRIGHT AF IN A SECOND-

Couldn’t sleep so have a Chonny Soul animation!

SONG- DREAM [outro from calamity] by Chonny Jash

[cheese-on-milk]

I think your consistently one of the coolest people in the motm fandom, well done dude holy shit

ORUGHHHHHHH herughruifrevbrbgrrefbcdh Thank you!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

PUT ME ON WINTER . PUT ME ON WINTER NOW!!!!!! I WANT TO BE AN ANDROGYNOUS BEING THAT GAINS CERTAIN SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS CYLICALLY!!!!

[thenumber1superspecialguy]

guy… y r u shadowbanned for me… this is bs…we have to take down tumblr headquarters

I KNEW I HAD TO BE SOMEWHAT SHADOWBANNEDDDD BRUHHHH HOW COULD THIS HAPPENENNNNNNN

Let me INNNNNNNNNNNNNN