#rahrahrahrah

[loz-tearsofahomo]

"His feelings for Adam were an oil spill; he’d let them overflow and now there wasn’t a damn place in the ocean that wouldn’t catch fire if he dropped a match." oh so thats insane actually. what if i died

[rhiorhino]

HR: I can't fire you on the spot but I will make you wait miserably by your phone for the next three days because I said I'd give you an answer answer by the end of Thursday like a liar, and I will make it so that neither your Manager nor Director will feel comfortable talking to you, thereby making you feel even more ostracized while I do my best to defend the other person and talk down to you like a teenager :)

Me: ok yeah that sounds normal and fair

[simoneeyy]

OUTFIT FOR CONCERT WITH MY BSF

yes the lacey thong showing is on purpose for drip

[belleyells]

my present to u

OH HE GOT BEAT UP AND HIS HEAD SMASHED AND HE’S ON HIS KNEES OH FOCJDNDNWIHFS OUGDIFNCMMS

[leehallfae]

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD PERSON. LIEK SANTA CLAUS, IT’S NOTHING MORE THAN A LOVELY LIE FOR CHILDREN TO BELIEVE IN. & THAT MAKES ME RELIEVED BECAUSE IT MEANS IM NOT TOO FAR GONE !!!!! IT’S OKAY THAT I’LL NEVER BE A GOOD PERSON BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN BE EITHER !!!!!!!!!

[supmaww]

SUCKENING SOUNDTRACK IS OUT IM NEVER GONNA BE NORMAL AGAINNNN IM FREEEEEE IM FREEEEE

[tacktheyak]

CIRCUS. ITS DIGITAL CIRCUS DAY. AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS IS TODAY. TODAY THE TADC PILOT DROPS.

[radicalfreeway]

Can my fucking carpal tunnel go away so I can write more PLEASE.