#rainbow s.p.a

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Nabu: hey Riven, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Riven, pulling out a shotgun: yeah?

Nabu: wh— no! That’s not the idea, Riven!

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Brandon: I want a bf

Riven: do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here?

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Timmy: So Riven, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Riven: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Helia: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Riven: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Nabu: A whole potato? Riven: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Sky: These just look like big slabs of black. Riven: Because that's what they are! Riven: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Helia: These are just chocolate chips? Riven: They sure are! Riven: And then for drinks, we have toast! Riven: [lifts up a glass of blended toast] Bon appetite!

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Brandon: Riven and I were walking down the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Helia, sighing: what did Riven do?

Brandon: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Riven, casually walking into the room: who wants a steering wheel?

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Brandon: that's not funny.

Riven: I thought it was funny.

Brandon: you don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Brandon: I’ve connected the two dots.

Riven: you didn’t connect shit.

Brandon: I’ve connected them.

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Brandon: [slams books down in front of riven]

Brandon: boil up some mountain dew. It's gonna be a long night.

Riven: you could have said literally anything else.

Brandon: cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.

Riven: I'm just going to stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

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Brandon: I want a bf

Riven: do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here