Pls bro ur quotes are HILARIOUS 😂😂👏
Anon you have no idea how much that made my day even better 🥺💙💙

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Pls bro ur quotes are HILARIOUS 😂😂👏
Anon you have no idea how much that made my day even better 🥺💙💙
Nabu: hey Riven, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Riven, pulling out a shotgun: yeah?
Nabu: wh— no! That’s not the idea, Riven!
Delightful Children: is this the glorious apocalypse dawn, father?
Father: anything for you, my little man.
Delightful Children: can we have a pony?
Father: no.
Delightful Children: a puppy?
Father: we’ll talk about it later.
Delightful Children: can we talk about it now?
Father: no.
Kevin: *closes a cabinet*
[a crash is heard behind the cabinet door]
Beast Boy: what was that?
Kevin: the sound of someone else’s problem.
Beast Boy: can you recommend a book that’ll make me cry?
Kevin: general mathematics 8th grade edition.
Rebecca: if it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
Sara: technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Harley: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Ivy: what?
Harley: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.
Ivy: can we go back to the part when you said “when I get murdered”?
Peter: the first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Felicia: but I’m a kleptomaniac, so that doesn’t mean anything.
Kevin: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Gwen: at least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Kevin: Oh, I’m sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Gwen: Somehow that’s worse
Brandon: I want a bf
Riven: do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here?
Jess: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on.
Selina: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Karen isn’t.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog
Jen after catching Jonesy and Jude with eggnog
Sarah: god, give me patience
Jimmy: I think you mean “give me strength”
Sarah: if god gave me strength, my brother would be dead
Billy: punch me in the face
Mandy: … punch you?
Billy: yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Mandy: I always hear “punch me in the face” while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext
Shaggy: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Fred: I NEED AN ADULT
Daphne: YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Fred: I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!
Dudley: Keswick needs help.
Kitty: You're just realizing this now?
Dudley: No, I mean help with girls.
Kitty: Again, you're just realizing this now?
[In the ghost zone]
Sam: Do you even know where we are?
Danny: Sure i do. We're lost.