Rajons Motherhood
This post consists of 3 separate conversations between rajons women in the past 2 weeks. So. listen you guys - we aint no mamas, but we are pretty sure we can set example for real rajons women. This post includes advice on pretty important topics that mothers are struggling with.
Conversation no.1. How to keep your kids quite?
*Back story - walking home, after gorgeous trip to Maxima. Somewhere in the distance there is a baby crying.*
Real Rajons Woman 1 (RRW1): Do you hear that?
Real Rajons Woman 2 (RRW2): What?
RRW1: Your future calling!
RRW2: When I have kids, I hope they would be quite... Otherwise I would give them drugs.. RRW1: .. Or rub whiskey on their gums.
Conversation no.2. How to make kids respect animals?
RRW1: You know what I have seen today, from balkons?
RRW2: What?
RRW1: Small kid (Read-small brat) pulling up leash of a tiny doggy. And it looked like it’s choking the poor doggy. There was a sister of this little kid that yelled at her brother,but If I would be the mother of this kid I would choke the kid instead. See how he likes it.
RRW2: Yup, you are ready to be a mother!
Conversation no.3. How to have your house work done?
*Backstory - we are struggling to contain our beautiful rajons apartment clean and tidy due to being lazy and not having a mini slave. And yet, we go home from somewhere with a bus. Bus is full with annoying little kids. Conversation starts while we notice 6 year old spoiled brats with Iphones*
RRW1: I would not give my kid such fancy phone. What they will do with it.
RRW2: Exactly, they need to earn it.
RRW2: Yeah, they need to work for it.
RRW1: Imagine, 10 years from now you would be calling me - and asking - hey what’s up?! and I would tell you - remember how we always wanted a mini slave? Now I got it. It’s my kid.
RRW2: Yeah, forever. And they should be happy we feed them and give them roof over their heads. Don’t clean the house - no electricity for you.
RRW1: Motherhood strikes again!
