#ralph no

[professionallydeadinside]

The three types of pain

1. Physical

2. Emotional

3. 

[infiniitefrequency-a]

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does ralph know i'd die for him ?

I’d be flattered, but didn’t you already die before?

[beidak]

[askteamterry]

“If Santa isn’t real, who leaves presents under the tree!?!

Checkmate Atheists.”

[ghoulfacts]

Fucking shit, I had no idea Lord of the Flies slashfics existed and now I've read two.

[melissaduck]

Tomodachi Life dramafest

I bought Tomodachi Life today. I imported a bunch of Miis, including mine, the one I made of Ralph, and the one I made of my mom.

Holy shit, was I unprepared for what happened with those three.

Ralph developed feelings for my mom. I told him to stay away from her. My Mii developed feelings for Ralph. I told her to confess. Just as she confessed, Mom came out of nowhere and confessed her own love to Ralph.

RALPH CHOSE MY MOTHER OVER ME.

I told Ralph and my mom that their getting together would be a bad idea, so they didn't get together. Then Mom decided Ralph needed a sweetheart, so she tried to set Ralph up... WITH MY MII. Sadly, it didn't work.

Then Ralph asked me why Mom would set him up with my Mii. I told him they'd be great together. Ralph is currently considering whether or not to date my Mii.

I did not sign up for this drama, man.

[mr-leach]

OH YEAH I FOUND THAT WRECK-IT-RALPH DRAWING I DREW FOR MY NEPHEW AND HE ADDED BLOOD TO ONE OF RALPH'S FISTS

MY NEPHEW IS THREE