The Coral Island in a nutshell
Ralph: One time I was 15 and I left my parents to rove the sea and there were these two guys
Jack: I like you you're my friend
Peterkin: I'm here to be weird
Ralph: OH FUKC THE SHIP IS CRASHING
Ralph: *Unconscious on the beach*
Jack: SPEAK TO US MY LOVE DEAR RALPH
Ralph: WTF Jack I'm fine u gay
Peterkin: You fucking ass I thought you were going to die
Peterkin: You tried to choke me with a telescope, thanks
Ralph: Ok everyone else is dead cool
Jack: Oh God we're going 2 become savages we have no tools oh no
Peterkin: U dumb we have a bunch of shit
Jack: Ok but no oar no brass ring
Peterkin: But what do we eat Ja- OH MY GOD FOOD. *Squirrels up a tree and gets big nutz*
Jack: U can't eat now finish work
Peterkin: Whatevs Jack I didn't want to eat anyway
Ralph: We have house 'n boat yeah
Jack: Hey who's that in the canoe- oH FUCK *Beats up invaders*
Chief Tararo: You won yay.
Pirates: Arrggghhhh give us sandalwood and the Rover. *Takes the Rover*
Ralph: These pirates suck but this Bloody guy is kewl
Pirates: *Get to another island*
Ralph: Oh hey chief guy from earlier. Wow such sports, so surf, many cannibals, wow. Love this infanticide.
Polynesians: We hate you pirates, dIE. *Kills*
Ralph: Well time to go back to those two fuckers. *Sails back to Coral Island*
Jack: Let's go to another island. *Sails again to island of Mangos*
Missionaries: CONVERT CONVERT CONVERT
Avatea: Please convert me British Christian schoolboys.
Ralph: Oh fuck everyone calm down
Tararo: NOPE. *Throws them in prison for a month*
More missionaries: Hey we're here to rescue your asses.
Islanders: We are all converted. Srry 4 the false gods.
Ralph: Ha ha ha that was fun let's go home.