#rambling rye

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"We Serve" NO! She serves!

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question for the crowd: am i the only one that thinks spooning slowly heating up to sex is the hottest and most fulfilling sex??

like being the big spoon and holding your partner around the waist and tracing lazy circles on their stomach with your fingers and you feel them grind into your crotch

so you start kissing their neck and slowly moving your hand lower and lower; maybe putting your thigh between their legs for them to grind on.

this is hands down the best position to tease someone in: keeping their legs apart with your thigh, holding them tight to your chest with your free hand as you tease them through their clothes with the other

and when you finally fully fuck them theyre so easy to flip over and just rail, and if youve teased them right they’re begging for it at this point

and when youre both fucked out you just sink right back into the warm safeness of each other

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fox mulder is one of my favourite fictional characters bc like, never have i witnessed someone with such an external internal monologue.

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Put in the tags the most Quintessentially X-Files X-Files episode, I'm curious about other people's takes on this!!

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Mulder essentially asking Scully on a date to go to LA with him 🥺 msr shippers really were blessed by this episode.

Not to mention Scully running in heels in the background of a shot where Mulder is having to answer which direction he... dresses AND the vegetarian zombies and the threeway bubblebath call.

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It's so wild seeing Gerran Howell's emergence into Hollywood. Like that's my boy Ernesto from CBBC's Sparticle Mystery, a show created by the current MP for Whitby and Scarborough!! He's got an Actors Award now??? Incredible!! So hyped to finally watch the Pitt when it gets to the UK!

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I am a Cold Spring Harbour guy but the Billy Joel album of my heart, of my soul, will always be Turnstiles.