#ramemetta

[corvidcantina]

Emma, to the Contrabbandieri, Niccolò and Filippo: so... Is any of you straight? At least one of you?

Elia: *slowly raises his hand*

Filippo: *slowly lowers Elia's hand*

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Elia: Hey, I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Giovanni: I want Eva back

Elia: yeah, I've got like 12 euros

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Niccolò: babe, babe, do the thing!

Martino: *genuinely smiles*

Niccolò, breathless: oh my god...

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Gio: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Luca: my favourite is "butt dial" versus "booty call"

Elia: also "forgive me father for I have sinned"

Elia, winking at Filippo: versus "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"

Martino: great news everybody! Language is now cancelled.

[corvidcantina]

“And where the hell have you been all night, young man?“

[corvidcantina]

Giovanni, to the Contrabbandieri: alright, listen up, you little shits

Giovanni, to Martino: not you, Martino. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here

[corvidcantina]

Martino, ten years in the future: one year ago today, I married my best friend

Martino: Niccolò is still mad about it but Giovanni and I were completely drunk and thought it was funny so

[corvidcantina]

"What state do you live in?"

Martino: constant anxiety

Elia: denial

Gio: perfection

Luchino: ...Italy?