[Jolyne walks into the bathroom, the blonde girl and Gwess look at her.]
Blonde girl: Um… Excuse me?
Gwess: Hello?
Jolyne: [Looks at them] What?
Blonde girl: Who *the fuck* are you?
Jolyne: Who the fuck are *you*?
Blonde girl: I asked you first.
Jolyne: I asked you second.
Gwess: Ah! Ah! She’s the leader here! Duh. Head honcho! Prison Queen! Part-time model.
Jolyne: Oh.
Blonde girl: Who the fuck are you?!
Jolyne: I’m Jolyne. I’m new.
Blonde girl: Who the fuck let you in here?
Jolyne: Hermes.
Blonde girl: Hermes who?
Jolyne: Hermes Costello.
Gwess: Hermes Costello isn’t even in charge of the door!
Blonde girl: So, Jolyne let me tell you how things work here—
Jolyne: I already know how things work around here.
Gwess: Hermes Costello is in charge of the snacks! Why is she letting people inside of the door?!
Blonde girl: This is my bathroom. This is my prison. And this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.
Jolyne: Guess what? I already know all those things.
Blonde girl: Oh really?
Jolyne: Yeah.
Gwess: Miuccia Miuller is in charge of the door! What the fuck is she doing letting Hermes Costello let people in? [Leaves]
Blonde girl: You’re not from around here are you, Jolyne?
Jolyne: I just transferred from Collier.
Blonde girl: Where the fuck is that?
Jolyne: North of Marco Island, East of the 75!
Blonde girl: Well, let me tell you how things work around here in Green Dolphin Street!
Jolyne: I already know how things work around here in Green Dolphin Street!
Blonde girl: Really?
Jolyne: Yeah. Narciso Anasui told me all about it.
Gwess: [Returns] Is Miuccia Miuller sick? Does she have mono? … I feel like her boyfriend might have died.
Blonde girl: What the fuck are you doing talking to Narciso Anasui?
Jolyne: We have cafeteria duty together.
Blonde girl: That’s my fucking boyfriend, bitch.
Jolyne: Oh really? That’s not what Miraschon said.
Blonde girl: Well, Miraschon is a fucking liar!
Jolyne: She seemed to know a lot about you and Lang Rangler.
Blonde girl: …Okay, Jolyne, just what the fuck do you want?
Jolyne: I want to shit here. Whenever I want… for as long as I want.
Blonde girl: Fine. But know this. I do not like you.
Jolyne: I feel indifferent towards you.
Blonde girl: I’ll be watching you….
Jolyne: I’m going to shit now.
Gwess: Wait, Miuccia Mainello's boyfriend is sick. Miuccia Miuller’s boyfriend is a senator! Duh Gwess!
[Jolyne goes into the stall and loudly shits]
Jolyne: Owned. Have fun smelling my poop, bitches! [Leaves]










