#rammchaos

[marimayscarlett]

Who is Frau Schneider's favourite?

I'd say Richard since she never leashes him (she should) and only gently threatens him.

Olli too. She knows he's a good, obedient boy.

The rest of them? Unruly rascals! Cannot be trusted to be left unattended!

Hi 👋

Well, interesting questions and thoughts 🤔 I always saw Flake as one of her favourites, he is very obedient and gets occasional love by Frau for being so calm and well-behaved 🙂‍↕️

Richard as a favourite...hm, I'm not sure. He provokes the poor Frau to the extreme, he’s definitely doing it on purpose - like a kid who rebels to get attention 😤👀 The typical "But I didn't do anything! 😏" kind of kid:

I mean, no wonder Frau sometimes just absolutely snaps, this one is a real rascal:

My little out there-theory: Her secret favourite is Till. Yes, she disciplines him quite a lot, sometimes even harder than the rest:

Yet I still have the feeling that it's more like a 'tough love' sort of relationship. She recognises his potential and loves him dearly, but she has to resort to drastic measures or finds no other way to keep him on track - like with a student, where you know exactly how capable and intelligent he is, yet you still have to step in repeatedly to prevent him from falling into chaos/standing in his own way. And in the end, I think she does appreciate him a lot and is proud of her Till 🤍

And I think it's clear who she barely tolerates:

[marimayscarlett]

I would like to launch a formal complaint against Richard Sven Kruspe for doing it to me for too long. I am sick and tired of him just strutting his stuff without any thought or consideration of for his actions and its consequences on others. Just because god gave it to you, doesn't mean you can just use it like it's whatever!

Mister Kruspe, how do you plead?!

Dear anonymous plaintiff,

you reached Mr. Kruspe's legal representative on this matter, 'Strut, Thirst & Smirk Legal Group, PLLC' ⚖️ My name is Miss Maria, head of the Department of 'Kruspe Calamities', where we are very passionate about and highly experienced in legal norms surrounding the never ceasing claims against our clients regarding his alleged liability of thirst inducing performances.

We have taken note of your detailed complaint against our client and took our time to examine and consider the presented fact situation. While we do understand that repeated experiences like you described can have an exhausting and straining effect on your mental state, the legal situation in this matter is quite clear and decidedly falls in favor of our client.

Allow me to support this conclusion by referencing a fitting paragraph from the Statutory Report on the 'Existence of Incomprehensible Attractiveness.'

§19 – Right to Strut and Sway

In accordance with the Universal Right to Confidence, it is hereby established that no individual, regardless of the intensity of their presence or personal style, shall be held liable for the effects of their strut or sway. The onlooker, by engaging in visual observation, assumes full responsibility for any and all consequences, including but not limited to swooning, emotional distress, and loss of composure.

Accordingly, the behavior of our client - as presented with exemplary precision in Exhibits A:

B:

C:

D:

and E:

is not unlawful, but rather emphatically encouraged.

Should you require our professional assessment regarding a similar incident in the near future, do not hesitate to contact us. We operate tirelessly and with the utmost professionalism, true to our motto: 'You can't handle the charm, yet we handle the claims.'

[marimayscarlett]

Tagged by my favourite wizzard, clown, Flake lover and liebste Bayerin @wizzardclown in this post to go all out and do the

Richard wrapped 2024

This year, I lost my mind 255 times about

1. wet Richard

Cried happy tears 142 times about

2. happy and relaxed Richard

Saw this happening two times live, so I'm thinking 24/7 about

3. Sleeveless Richard

Could 261 times not take my eyes of

4. Concentrated Richard

Thought endless times about

5. God this man has really nice skin, especially his shoulders-Richard

Felt my eye twitch 57 times at

6. Silly red hat Richard

Felt instant serotonin 164 times due to

7. longing and kissing Richard

and of course, cherished him each and every day:

8. Belly Richard

No pressure tag to do a (Rammstein) Blorbo wrapped for @meinewellemeinstrand @m---e---l @vulnerant-omnes @bianca-mii @woodswallow @iinchicore @maxxiesutton @spieluhrzeit @sonic-counselor 🤍

[marimayscarlett]

Richard has no idea just how many people would love to bite his meaty belly and titties

Good day and welcome to the "Belly & Beyond", our little popular upscale restaurant known for its flavourful dishes, served with love for thickness, passion for voluptuousness and thirst-fuelled motiviation for the entirety for this man 🤲🏼 Here, we celebrate portions as generous as his charm and flavours as hearty as his overall thick physique. So dig in, and better bring a grand appetit, as we serve meals as big as the man himself!

On our carefully curated and thoughtfully crafted gourmet menu, you will find...

...bountiful thick thighs and bottoms:

(first gif by @dandysnob)

...lots of bendy legs:

(picture by @sechsherzen)

...the most juicy selection of breasts:

...a side of a very bitable Hals:

...and of course, the specialty of our house, the wide range of glorious bellies:

(last two gifs by @krusperichard)

So be quick to reserve a table in our cozy little establishment, where the kitchen is filled with alluring scents of delicious soul food and the air with dreamy sighs about this man 🤍 We're looking forward to your visit and would love for you to indulge in our fine cuisine - true to our motto and fitting for Richard: You can never have too much of a good thing 🍽

[marimayscarlett]

A super-real, not-at-all photoshopped photographic proof of Richard in his Porsche Macan S. 🚗

"Get in losers, we're going yapping about guitar gear, while enjoying the freedom of smoking in a car with no restrictions (🚫🇫🇷). Shopping, you ask, because of the quote? Pfff, you see this hat as well as the washed out band shirt over my long sleeve? No need to change these bad boys, they never go out of style, don't you worry"

[marimayscarlett]

That gif of Richard, him saying "young lady", perhaps even beckoning you forward with his finger and tapping his thigh with the other hand. Help me ☔

Hi 👋🏻

This man has things to talk about with you, opinions to share, if you want to hear them or not ☝🏻 While this gif is of course is just a little footage during playing, it seems to be so full of judgemental energy. This man is displeased, and you're about to know why in great detail in the next 2 minutes:

Another speciality of Richard and his very expressive face - the 'doubtful judgement' ("You sure about wearing that?... Well, as long as you like it I guess..."):

The 'gritting his teeth when someone else speaks too long':

The 'ok yeah I'll wait for the manager, I have time':

The 'mid-concert stare-down with someone in the crowd or battling his own demons':

And the 'total defeat':

But since all this is for legal reasons just a joke, have an extra beautiful face of Richard 😌

[marimayscarlett]

Personally I think we don’t sexualise the sex band enough. I think we all need to work on our sexualisation of the sex band and try harder. Thirst harder. Objectify harder. We need to be more feral about RZK’s belly and tits and thighs and ass.

Hello and thank you, you are absolutely correct!

Comrades, our current performance in sexualizing and objectifying has been severely lacking. We must significantly improve our output. As a support and to boost morale, here are some motivational reminders to remind us of our duty:

[marimayscarlett]

Oooh, thank you so much!! I'm welcoming this Betta splendens fish (also called Siamese fighting fish) with love, arms full of aquarium supplies, and a tank with a closed lid - apparently this fish species likes to jump out of their aquariums. Since I don't need this opinionated fella, who likes to jump a lot to begin with:

wandering around my apartment and criticizing my interior design choices, the lid stays LOCKED 🔐