Phil’s face when Dan said he was the furniture in the relationship, and Phil was the furnishings 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Phil’s face when Dan said he was the furniture in the relationship, and Phil was the furnishings 🥰🥰🥰🥰
refusing to acknowledge phan for the relationship that it is in the big 2025 is crazy work. I saw someone on here recently asking for a "community for those that don't ship phan" and called the act of shipping dan and phil "speculating" as if dan himself hasn't said "it was more than just romantic" drawn "d❤️p" on a livestream and likened them to popular romantic ships such as "ineffable husbands" and nick and charlie from heartstopper. look at what dan and phil were texting each other on PUBLIC forums in the early 2000s. rewatch BIG. rewatch "DAN AND PHIL GOING AWAY Q&A" in which they literally tell us they are not qualified to give advice on "getting through a break up." phil lester himself reblogged a shipping war against jedus. they have designed their forever home together. like, at this point, deliberately refusing to acknowledge the well-known and real RELATIONSHIP that dan and phil share borders on homophobia. if this were a straight couple would you really be second guessing whether or not they are together?
this isn't the 2010s anymore; get over yourself
something something ranch metaphor
Haven't seen this going around yet
sims4 added a custom relationship label, you know what that means-
good evening, phannies - let's make some ranch!
pick an ingredient:
🐄 buttermilk
🥚 mayonnaise
🍶 sour cream or yogurt
🌿 dill
🪴 chives
🥬 parsley
🧄 fresh garlic
🧅 onion powder
🍋 lemon juice
🐟 worcestershire sauce
⚱️ dijon mustard
🌶️ a dash of tabasco
(if you want to make some actual ranch, check out the phookbook!)
Dan is the vegetable oil, water, salt, soy, garlic, onion, and vinegar
Phil is egg yolk, sugar, buttermilk, milk, spices, and xanthan gum
✨🎄merry dan and phil ranch christmas🎄✨