#random blog things

[random-dragon-exe]

Hey, who wants to see me over analyze two cartoons, compare them and two alike characters, all the while breaking both of the cartoons fandoms at once?

Anyone?

Well, either way y'all are going to see it.

[darkwitchofthewest]

Hi everyone, I messed around and got a new blog look!

I honestly love it.

[darkwitchofthewest]

Okay I've been silent for too long and I just want to say:

CAN PORN BLOGS STOP FOLLOWING ME I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT!

From now on, I will automatically block any pron blog that follows me.

[darkwitchofthewest]

I changed my avatar, I think it looks pretty fucking awesome if you ask me. The real magic is in editing y'all.

I also wanted to make it that way so that it shows that:

I'm proud to be a witch

I'm proud of being autistic

And to extent, to ward off people who are "witches" who are really anti-vaxxers and may want to cure autism.

[another-blog-again]

A comprehensive list of things that have happened to me or I have done at some point (will probably grow much larger with time):

1. Was nearly killed by a pediatrician when he attempted to do an allergy test on my back (surprise, guess who has a potentially fatal peanut allergy)

2. Was nearly stolen by an old couple from Florida at the local Golden Corral 

3. Had an allergic reaction to pecans at age three which resulted in some choice Quasimodo photographs

4. Was climbed on by a monkey (spider monkey variety) at a friend of a friends house (where I wasn’t supposed to be anyway)

5. Was chased by a chicken through three rice fields 

6. Scraped the entire left side of my face off on the asphalt while playing dodge ball (I looked like Harvey Dent)

7. Stapled myself to a wall in second grade

8. Also in second grade, one of the moms bought us cinnamon cookies from Mexico (for our unit on Mexico) and I wasn’t sure if I could eat it or not so I stuck it in my binder pocket. Months went by. Me and mom couldn’t figure out why my backpack smelled like cinnamon all the time. And then at the end of the year... THERE IT WAS.

9. Cried for a full hour in 1st grade because dad put BBQ chips in my lunch instead of plain and I was going to ‘stink forever’

10. Climbed the bathroom wall to the window (our ceilings were very high and the windows were all the way at the top) and sat on the windowsill, then waited for my teacher to walk in to look for me and jumped down screaming. (I, surprisingly, did not get in trouble for that...)

11. Accidentally invited a friend over for a sleepover in 1st grade (sorry mom)

12. Made a girl cry because I said Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) looked like a girl

13. Decorated a poster welcoming a visiting European Cardinal to our school with tiny pictures of potatoes 

14. Pinned a cross section diagram of a brain to my bulletin board simply because my mom told me to get rid of it

15. Crashed three weddings and an old lady’s birthday party

16. Slapped three (3) of my best friends in the ear resulting in temporary hearing loss

17. Threw up on a waitress

18. Poured an entire coke in my uncles lap at a fancy restaurant 

19. Made friends with an elderly tour guide on a trip to Washington D.C.

20. Made friends with a secret service member on that same trip

21. Found not one, not two, but THREE turds hidden in various locations in my first workplace (all human)

22. Ordered in a German accent at Subway so they wouldn’t rush me through the line

23. Fired my mother at the tender age of 3

24. Gave myself a black eye pretending to be Mulan by twirling a broom handle around in the back yard

I think that’s everything for now.....

[alenablackheart]

Marry someone who likes the other parts of the Chex Mix than you.

[quoththerobin]

Whoo! New theme! Hopefully now it’s a little easier to navigate. 

[nextsummersseeds]

Use the letters of your muse’s first name to describe their personality.

Tagged by guardianhunters

M - Manipulative Y - Yearning A - Annoying D - Deceitful  A - Arrogant R - Rude

N - Naive I - Introverted M - Merciful T - Timid H - Humble I - Imaginative A - Awkward

A - Adaptable  R - Reliable Z - Zoic U - Unhappy U - Understanding G - Generous

A - Adventurous O - Outgoing D - Dependent H - Hapless F - Flighty I - Independent N - Neurotic

Tagging: Whoever wants to do it~