#random dick

[ridickuling-blog]

DickChat

Random Dick: Hey

ME: Hey

Random Dick: Yes

Me: ?

Me: You texted me

Random Dick: Yes

ME: ...

Random Dick: Do you work?

Me: When?

Random Dick: Now

ME: I never work "now" You need to schedule an hour up front.

Random Dick: In *says name of city where I work*?

Me: Yes

Random Dude: What is your price?

ME: *gives him the price details*

[NEXT DAY]

Random Dude: Hey x

Me: Hi! What's up?

ME: You really need to come up with more then just "Hey"!

Random Dude: Can you? (as in am I available)

Me: When?

Random Dude: Now

*FACEPALM*

[ridickuling-blog]

DickCall @ 23:40

Me: Hey, it's better now via SMS or WhatsApp

Random Dick: Your name was

Random Dick: Please

Me: You called me and you don't know? That's weird!

Random Dick: Yeah well the whole time I've been looking for a date.

Random Dick: My name is Dick

Random Dick: Do you still work?

Me: What kind of date?

Random Dick: Just sex

*FACEPALM*

Me: Read the advertisement next time.

[professionalbaka]

damn’t google W-Why would I want to see that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[sodapopsometags]

Random dick pic on my dash. How'd you get here?

[moyashiss]

you should draw some pintos for us <3333333333