Apr 23, 2019
DickCall @ 23:40
Me: Hey, it's better now via SMS or WhatsApp
Random Dick: Your name was
Random Dick: Please
Me: You called me and you don't know? That's weird!
Random Dick: Yeah well the whole time I've been looking for a date.
Random Dick: My name is Dick
Random Dick: Do you still work?
Me: What kind of date?
Random Dick: Just sex
*FACEPALM*
Me: Read the advertisement next time.