#random insults

[randominsults]

Just know when I say something or someone is fugly I’m not calling them fat and ugly, my momma raised me right, when I say fugly I’m just saying you’re fucking ugly.

[randominsults]

Perish like the fruit you are

[randominsults]

If you carry around 3 shots of vodka everywhere, you’re not “living la vida loca” baby

You are barely living

[randominsults]

Girl, you look like you belong in the midnight zone

Your ass should not be seeing the light of day

[no-reticence]

I’d tell you to blow me, but there’s a line for that, soooo...

[datingsitegold]

His profile says “I'm also old fashioned I'd rather talk then text hmu if u r interested” The rest of which does not have any improved grammar. 

[wingsandcoffee]

I know that the random insult thing is fun, and I like it, but could I ask that we not use retard? I don't want to be that person, but it is a very harsh word, and close to my heart as my little one could be classified as that, and it hurts me to see it. Again, I hate being that person. Thank you.

Okie dokie, that’s not a problem. That’s number 27 on the left side of the book. So, friends, don’t choose 27 as your first number. I’ll go ahead delete the post it’s in.

[woof7078]

Me: Hi, do you want the last ginger cookie?

Stranger in my home: no thanks, I'm trying to lose weight.

Me: ok, your loss.

Stranger: I thought you would be too

Me: Uuuhhh.. *walks away wondering wtf he just said*