Random Insults

My brain is having thoughts and nobody to insult but I’ll put em on line whenever

[thecheatinghomunculus]

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[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

[assumptionprime]

There is no escaping Arceus' plans to make you a protagonist.

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[randominsults]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[assumptionprime]

There is no escaping Arceus' plans to make you a protagonist.

Bluesky / Patreon / Instagram

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[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[randominsults]

Just know when I say something or someone is fugly I’m not calling them fat and ugly, my momma raised me right, when I say fugly I’m just saying you’re fucking ugly.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[randominsults]

Now this is a piece of art

[cosmicabsurdism]

[jamesrocks]

He better hold up his end of the deal

[randominsults]

Perish like the fruit you are

[randominsults]

If you carry around 3 shots of vodka everywhere, you’re not “living la vida loca” baby

You are barely living

[randominsults]

Girl, you look like you belong in the midnight zone

Your ass should not be seeing the light of day