Wherein my antisocial ways come in handy
1. Don't give me your card and expect me to call YOU. Ask me for my number. You can be the little bitch in the relationship all you want after that, but show me you're a man this ONE time.
2. Do NOT text me five minutes after I give you my number and ask me what my name is again. You may get a different name.
3. Do NOT text me at 11:46 P.M. and ask me what I'm doing tonight. It's April 19th and I have a paper due on the 22nd and on the 23rd. You wouldn't be getting laid anyway, douchebag.
4. Don't text me. Period. I hate texting and can only do it out of necessity. It's only helpful if you're stuck in the trunk of someone's car and the kidnapper somehow forgot to take your phone off you. Until then, use the phone for what it was intended for.
5. And finally, please enjoy this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Dg7X5_K7LhE