#random life things

[midnightmoons28]

Not like my usual posts obvi but just wanted to share the beauty that is my hands, grinding saffron for my mom, in my grandmothers mortar and pestle.

[alien-in-washington]

Bought my first tie yesterday. Just thought you should know.

[ramblesbylyn]

me: *always has a ton of tabs open*

also me: *has a remote job currently*

my boss, *on a call with me*: can you share your screen?

me: oh yeah- just a sec...

*quickly closes my WIP fanfics, my research tabs about horrible injuries or mental health issues, my reddit rabbit trails, manga chapters I still happen to have open, Discord, Crunchyroll, and AO3- THEN shares screen*

[rainb0w-bat]

my teachers at my new school keep saying to use ai for stuff instead of actually helping us so I'm genuinely just going to use youraislopboresme.com instead and get misinfo from humans as god intended :3

[e-rated-beardo]

Librarian: "Have you lived in [town] long? I don't think I've seen you at the library before" Me, quietly, inside my head: yeah well you would have seen me dressed like a girl if you've seen me here before wouldn't you (high-fives self) Me, out loud: "I've actually not been here that often, typical IT person thing you know haha glued to my screen all the time you know how it is—"

Anyway today I interviewed for a summer job at the central library in the small town where I've lived for over a decade and apparently, I pass

(The interview went well btw)

[egglord-2305]

I got my nails done recently, trying to go for a valentines vibe and stuff. Then my roommate said Gambit and now I can’t unsee it.

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

Random fun fact!

I’m making a friend play through outerwilds rn and they hate it. Like they HATE HATE It. Bro quit the game when he saw an angler fish. Bro hated everything about the Quantum Moon and just Quantum stuff. They got jump-scared by a rock multiple times. They just want to reach the end now, they are thinking they made a mistake taking my deal.

The deal was simple: they play OuterWilds and I’ll play Genshin Impact.

A pretty fair trade but they’re regretting it now lol

[porter-pumpkim]

I remember one time,

My history teacher made us write diary entries before class and they would be graded

One time the prompt was celebrity crush

My autistic aro ace ass doesn't even know who most celebrities are so I ask if I can just skip this one, she says no and insists there has to be a famous person I have a crush on, or at least just name one I know of, i genuinly didn't know any of em and found none of em attractive,

She got so frustrated that she said I could do a cartoon character instead sense i seemed to know about those, but I needed to write about having a crush on them

I had to fucking write about having a crush on score creeper, and even then I just kept clarifying I liked him as a character but just didn't feel anything beyond that, so it looked more like I wrote a page on why I friend zoned the score creeper from unikitty xD

To this day I still am so confused on why people who do feel romantic or sexual attraction act like you're broken if you just don't feel that or why she was so insistent on me having a crush, then again middle school was a very wild time