#random occurrence

[anartweirdosworld]

Have a small comic about what just happened to me today

All I wanted was to go for a walk to help my executive dysfunction and yet I found a dog wondering the street

By the way we fed and gave water to him and got him to our shelter where he’ll receive all the good care. Poor thing was as skinny as bones and very hungry but a very good boy and had an amazing temperament, loves pets. I hope he gets to a good home

[trashytoastboi]

I was having a really rough day, with a lot of stress and other things on my plate. I ended up crying in the middle of a restaurant while waiting for my piece of cake. An elderly man came up to me, he told me my hair colour is really unique (it's dyed) he said it makes me look very spiffy and lovely. He told me to have a good day and left with the rest of his group.

That random elderly man made my whole day.

[definenormalifyoucan]

I was trying to remember the phrase "sex indifferent" and literally thought "I'm sex intolerant" I cant 😂

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

why’s re/ylo fanart on the fucking tumblr radar

[charmergirl2468]

This has happened more than once

Coworker: -so I was threatened!

Me: *Quietly offers pocket knife*

Coworker: No, I don’t need that

Me: *quietly puts pocket knife away*

Coworker: *Processed what happened* hold the fuck up-!

[ulysses-s-wishes]

I think I got a free drink at the bar last night, not because the bartender thought I was hot, but because I ordered a nonalcoholic drink that they didn’t even have the flavor syrup I asked for and I had been sitting in the corner looking anxious for a half hour so they just didn’t feel like ringing me up for a three dollar tab

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

fuckin hell i was listening to one of those youtube ready made playlists and it went from the Yume Nikki OST to fucking Science Magic from Steredenn and i nearly got whiplash

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

Mother Fuck Fire Alarm Went Off