So Tired All The Time

26/ Gray-Panro and Ace ✨/ she her/ make me a name/ everything returns home to Supernatural/ writing is HARD ok

[angelofweirdness]

I love to draw Cas's side profile.

Its so unique. 🐝

[oneswordstyle]

Ah season 5

[frightfullytreeish]

during a quiet night at the station harry turns to ravi and says 'hey rav, fuck marry kill, chim, eddie or buck?'

'obviously kill buck-' 'oh yeah, obviously' (buck, lifting his head up from where he's sprawled in a recliner: hey.) '-fuck eddie, I've got eyes. marry chim for the sweet captain privileges.'

(eddie, from the other recliner, without lifting his head: nice.)

'hey cap,' harry hollers, 'fuck marry kill, ravi, eddie or buck?'

'I'm pretty sure this is a HR violation,' says chim from where he's doing admin at the dining table. 'but uhhh. buck, I'm sorry, you're my brother and I love you, but I can’t. I've gotta kill you-'

(What the fuck?? says buck)

'transfer ravi to another house and then fuck him, I guess. eddie, I'll marry you.'

(yeah ok says eddie around a big yawn)

chim says, 'hen, you're exempt, lesbian card in play.' (thank you lord says hen without looking up from the book she's reading.) 'harry, you're exempt because I need to be able to look your mom in the eyes'

(And because he's, what? twelve? mutters buck.

Im eighteen and three quarters, hisses harry.

Spoken like a true 12 year old)

'buckaroo, fuck marry kill, eddie, ravi or-'

'I'm killing ravi.'

'ah, ah, let me finish! eddie, ravi or your truly.'

'kill ravi. then uh. Uh.' buck clears his throat. (hen lowers her book.) 'I'm uh, I'll marry chim, he, you know, I already know he's a good husband. a-and jee and nash are already buckley hans, so that's. convenient.'

'and you'll fuck eddie,' hen concludes, placidly.

'as a friend.'

'you don't want to marry me?' eddie says, sounding a little hurt.

'I - it's not that I don't want to marry you, I just really don't wanna fuck chim or ravi.'

'so you do want to fuck eddie,' ravi says.

'you said you'd fuck eddie!'

'well duh. I mean, i'm straight but look at him.'

'I'm always looking at him!!!'

an awkward silence. harry, deeply confused, whispers 'what is happening?'

'it's my turn,' says eddie, 'kill ravi. fuck chim, as a friend. marry buck.'

[chamomileblues]

in medieval and early renaissance european art angels often used to be depicted with rainbow wings isnt that cool i think its cool

[jeanne-de-valois]

I have a lot of Thoughts and Opinions about season 6 as a whole, but The Man Who Would Be King did give me the wonderful gift of Magical Invisible Stalking Castiel so it has a few redeeming qualities 

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[jacklikeslawnchairs]

9-1-1 AU where Bobby doesn't die from the virus but it leaves him chronically ill so he has to step down from Captain anyway.

When he passes over the role onto Chim, he leads him into his office and makes him swear to secrecy over what Bobby is about to show him, then hands Chim a key to a drawer in his desk that has been locked for God knows how long.

Chim thinks it's like nuclear launch codes or, like, proof Bobby actually is Buck's biological father or something equally shocking.

He doesn't find either of those things though and, to be honest, he isn't really as surprised as he should be.

Sitting in the drawer is a blank manilla folder and, when he opens it he finds a, completely filled out, Consensual Workplace Relationship form Bobby pre-signed for Buck and Eddie. And according to the date, he filled it out only 2 weeks after Eddie joined the LAFD.

Thoughts?

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

*Albert carrying baby Nash in his arms and hugging Jee, Chris and Theo*

Albert: I feel so loved, I'm ready for another one.

Chim: None of those kids are yours.

Buck: Reminder that you're the uncle.

Maddie: Although you're welcome to get pregnant next.

Albert: If I could get pregnant I would, but sadly I can't, also I'm single.

Eddie: Love how being single is only the second problem in his mind.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: Hey Eddie, are you following the soccer world cup at all?

Eddie: It's called football and not anymore.

Ravi: Why?

Eddie: All of my teams got eliminated. First Sweden, then Mexico and lastly, deservedly so, the US. I have no team to root for.

Chim: At least most of your teams got close to the end, South Korea only played 3 games before getting eliminated.

Buck: I like the viking meme guy's team. Norway all the way. Hope he wins today's game.

Chim: Of course you like Haaland, he's probably a distant cousin in the Sasquatch branch of your family.

[cap1412-assistant]

Buck's got so used to being a gentle giant that the thought of manhandle someone it's the last thing on his mind. He uses his size to protect people (from the cold wind, the sun or on calls) and make them happy (hugs, playing with kids and stuff like that).

Eddie can't wait to be manhandled now he's got himself a big muscular boyfriend. But it never happens. It's so frustrating. He can't manhandle Buck. The guy is like 50 pounds heavier than him. It won't work.

So, he has to pull out the big guns. He plays the injured to get lifted over a shoulder. He fakes being tired so Buck will pick him up and takes him to bed and position him in a comfortable way. He brats as much as he can to force Buck to grab him by the arm or push him against a wall. He teases him at work until he's horny enough to forget he's a gentleman and picks him up and throws him on the bed, pins his hands above his head and reminds him how to behave.

He has to work for it. But it's so worth it.

[panikara]

i love the idea of buddie going canon because Eddie just could not hold in his inner crazygirl and did something insane like got married to Buck behind his back or set up a joint mortgage on a house or kissed him in the club because he was very jealous of some guy named Aiden

[eerycurlew53]

Dean realising the power he has over Castiel.

Not with physical strength.

But him realising that he's able to affect Castiel. With a glance, a certain tone in his voice, when he steps out of the shower, or he stretches and reveals his midriff- little things like that.

Knowing that he's the one to make the angel blush, or lose control and show him exactly how he feels- and how much Dean truly means to him.

[jackwhiteprophetic]

a fanfic where buddie are on a roadtrip and get lowkey hatecrimed after arguing like a married couple and then they are run off the road and crash and eddie wakes up alone in hospital and is again lowkey hatecrimed by the local sheriff who accuses him of spousal murder and then eddie proceeds to escape hospital and ride on a horse and hold someone at gunpoint screaming for buck and oh no wait it's an actual episode of 911 that they wrote and filmed and edited and released

[hundredacreangel]

It will still be forever iconic that Castiel and Dean had barely known each other and Castiel was already like "Hey random human, can I tell you a secret? I am an angel of the Lord, but I doubt sometimes." That's such a vulnerable admission and Castiel does it so easily. He's an angel admitting that he doubts his mission. I just love how vulnerable Dean and Castiel are with each other IMMEDIATELY. Castiel saved Dean from hell, he already saw his biggest shame, and that makes Castiel comfortable sharing his biggest feelings with Dean as well.

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: Eddie, why are your pockets full of rocks?

Buck: Ooh you're gonna make him cry.

Eddie, tearing up: Theo gave them to me.

Hen: Rocks are cool I guess.

Harry: I remember that phase.

Ravi: Yeah because it was like a couple of weeks ago for you.

Harry: Can we get rid of Ravi, please?

Chim: Don't make me put you in the get along shirt again. Buck explain the rocks.

Buck: We took Theo to the zoo to see the otters, and he's been obsessed with giving us cool rocks to show how much he loves us ever since.

Eddie, crying: He's so smart already, just like his big brother.

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.