Oct 8, 2019
Random Wonder
Sometimes, I really wonder if the fairies that met me upon my cradle as a baby weren’t drunk out of their mind ...
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Random Wonder
Sometimes, I really wonder if the fairies that met me upon my cradle as a baby weren’t drunk out of their mind ...
Random wonder
- usually -
me : I don’t want to do that socializing thing.
guilt-inducing-inner-voice : Yes but what others are gonna think about you if you don’t ? You will be disliked, misunderstood. Suck it up and do the thing !
- today -
me : I don’t want to do that socializing thing.
guilt-inducing-inner-voice : ...
me : I SAID, I don’t want to do that socializing thing.
guilt-inducing-inner-voice : ...
me : OMG I’M FREE !
me : Let’s eat a whole pack of cookies to celebrate !
Random soliloque
me : Pfff, I don’t wanna do the chores ...
devil on left shoulder : Well, you could chill and watch Mary Poppins instead ...
me : But then I will have to do the chores late tonight ...
devil on right shoulder* : So ?
me : You’re both right ! That will be future me’ problem. She’s gonna be so pissed !
Three of us : *cackles maniacally*
later that night
me : That bitch !
*What do you mean, “people usually have an angel on that shoulder” ?
Random Wonder
me : *coming back home from running*
me : *has to chose between elevator and stairs*
me : Hum... I just ran so I deserve to take the elevator...
me : But in another hand, taking the elevator is against the whole point of doing sport ...
neighbor passing by : A-are you alright ?
me : *having mental breakdown in front of elevator*
Random soliloque
me : Hum ... maybe I should try watching Fullmetal Alchimist. I see it cosplayed a lot and watching 1 or 2 episodes will help me understand. It looks like a shonen so I will probably be bored quickly ...
me : *several hours later* I’ve made a mistake oO
Random soliloque
*watching documentary on seal’s life*
voice off : The mother seal struggles to keep her babies safe from polar bears.
me : Nooo, quickly run away from the mean polar bears !
*later : watching documentary on polar bears’ life*
voice off : If the mother bear can’t find any seal to feed her babies, they won’t survive
me : Nooo, quickly, find a seal to eat mummy bear !