#random superpowers

[atlasdoe]

I need somebody to write a Riverdale style Marauders fic where just a bunch of random shit happens for no reason other then entertainment and seeing how far you can take it

[kittywaffles97]

A list of superpowers I’d love to have:

ability to bitchslap anyone through screen

control of probabilities

ability to manipulate glass like slime

ability to virtual hug

teleportation

ability to curse people to spout frogs everytime they speak

shapeshifting

ability to imitate any sound

cat senses of sight, smell, hearing and balance

always having the right amount of money in my pocket

ability to make radom trees spawn anywhere anytime

mad luck

snake hair

omnious and unreadable aura

glowing nipples

perfect aim but just with chalk

ability to change anything’s color

ability to change the shape of people’s ears

endless stomach

time manipulation to sleep longer

ability to spawn a fully furnished kitchen whenever I want

ability to spawn cookies in anyone’s hands including mine

[llybraryofdrawngress]

A random superhero design, as suggested by the Superpower wiki’s random power feature. Behold! The Crystal Critter! With Crystallokinetic Wing Manifestation and Mammal Magic, The Crystal Critter can fly and is also a ferret. When fighting crime she can call other mustelids to her aid. Can your precious Spiderman do that?!

[scruffy-scribbles]

My entry for the TAPE raffle. This month’s theme was really fun: Random super power! My superpower was Neher Weaponry!

[flymetothemoo1]

I just googled the lyrics to 'sugar we're going down' for the first time and they were exactly what I thought they were. Have I unlocked some sort of superpower?!?

[rjalker]

that sounds like a fun horror movie.

[rjalker]

[misorau]

I have all these freakin sideblogs I do literally nothing with They're all like accounts I would use if I did music or actual art or quirky writing prompts lmfao