#random text meme

[asilverskel]

Beep?

18: A drunk text.Heh.. s’.. blueberry... s’anyone ever told yer.. yer prob’ly good ‘nough ter eat? But y’know...in that kinda...too cute ter eat thin’... s’.. mebbe jus’ lick yer a lil...

[lifeisbutdeathpending-archive]

BEEP

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE. || Accepting || @justgottaletg0

Number Generated was 23 - A text asking for advice

Getting ready for the latest Vortex Club party was proving to be a bit of a challenge for Rachel. She hadn’t had the chance look out an outfit so she was rushing around looking for something to wear. She had chosen a pair of light blue skinny jeans, a plain white t-shirt and a purple and red flannel shirt to pull on over the top of it. 

Rachel was never one to go all out with dresses and stuff when it came to these kind of parties… well maybe now and again she had gone all out but that was before she had a bit of a thing for a certain punk called Chloe Price. She got her clothes on and looked at herself in the mirror as she stood in her dorm room in Blackwell. She then lifted her phone from her bed and snapped a quick photo of herself in the mirror before sending it to Chloe with a small amount of text that read:

(Text to Chlo) Do you think this looks okay? Or do you think I should wear something else?

She pressed send on the text and the photo before moving around her dorm room to make sure she had everything else sorted for the party in question. She had invited Chloe to come along to the party with her which was actually making her feel excited because it was gonna be the first one that she had taken anyone to. 

[sweetest-thief]

Gaius (Modern AU)

Hey, guys. Sorry about this coming kind of late. This week has been sort of tough for me for some reason. Maybe it’s the dreary weather we’ve been having. Either way, I’m going to be doing these modern headcanon thingies for all of my muses eventually, so look out for that. Also I might make an update post for Gaius a few days after I sent this up, just so’s I can run things by a few people before I go claiming it.

Just like in FERP canon, Gaius is in his mid 30s, a little person at 4′9″ (~145 cm) in height, and a total baby face.

Dropped out of school as soon as he was old enough.

He used to be a shady used car salesman who would sell unaware buyers raggety old cars.

It was one of the only jobs he could get due to being a convicted felon.

Ironically doesn’t know a thing about cars and can’t even drive. Uses public transportation to get everywhere.

Eventually had to quit his job due to problems with his heart, which seemed to put things into perspective and make him a much nicer person in general.

Has extremely poor reading skills (worse than his FERP canon counterpart, in fact), despite his innate ability to sound well read at times.

Don’t ask me how he knows so many college-aged kids. Maybe he hangs out at house parties because it’s the only way he can get alcohol without someone reporting him for having a fake ID.

Loves younger kids and always tries to help them out with stuff. Feels he would have come up way better if someone had supported him while he was a young foster child.

Possibly homeless. Help him.

That’s all I’ve got for now.

[vxlkyrieonline]

Beep! :3c - Sylvanon

4. A late night text

[To: Sylvanon] You are magical, are you not?

[To: Sylvanon] Would I be able to convince you to do me a favor?

[To: Sylvanon] …I believe it will line up with your…modus operandi, if that helps.

[ask-doggo-things]

Beep! -ask-dogi

Send “BEEP” for a random text from my muse.

18. A drunk text.

@ask-dogi

[TXT] hy[TXT] he*[TXT] hey**[TXT] im so srry for everythn ive done wrong[TXT] u two are just so amazng and beautful and great tht i just dont kno what to do somtimes[TXT] so i jst do whatver pops into my head[TXT] and im a fcking dumbass so i do stupd shit

[TXT] honstly still blam myslf for the whole hghschool thing[TXT] dont thnk id be here drunk off my ass rght now if i ddnt get you two togther agin yu knw

[TXT] i love you bth so much

[TXT] also i ned one of you to gt me from grilbz and take me home lost my key[TXT] ples??? i cant ask poppy[TXT] i migt start cryin at how much a pice of sht i am if i do tht

[thebrokenbeasts-archive-blog]

// @shyxgruntxaustin Continued from X //

[txt]: DUDE

[txt]: UR A GENIUS

[txt]: where do those fucks live???

[sweetest-thief]

beep [// the harassment continues]

10. A loving text (Rerolled because I fucking couldn’t for the life of me)17. A comforting text (ok I can do that)

[Sent 2:18 AM] Ey Chachi. I kno u h8 my guts n erythin & I still h8 urs 2[Sent 2:18 AM] But still[Sent 2:20 AM] Jus wanted 2 say it gets bettr ok. She cant stay mad @ u 4evr [Sent 2:23 AM] Argumets happen is ok as long as u 2 remembr y u fel in lov n teh 1st place u’ll b fine prolly[Sent 2:24 AM] I gotta sleep now but I wanted 2 say somethin @ least[Sent 2:25 AM] Hav fun bein a asshole! Haha :-)

[sweetest-thief]

BEEP

ASKFJCDSNJBS I FORGOT I HAD TWO MORE OF THESE IN MY INBOX I AM SO SORRY

28. A sarcastic text

[Sent 2:27 PM] Jee bubbles idk [Sent 2:27 PM] Join ur bookclub? Souds temptin[Sent 2:29 PM] Its nt liek im neerly illiterit or nuthin. Im sher itll work oot jus dandy