#random tuesday

[jakascoo]

Selina: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Bruce: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Selina: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Bruce: You forgot pride. Selina: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

[avee09]

Guys what if she didnt win so she didnt give her rep speech bc ‘there is so explanation, there will just be reputation’ and then she drops it on like a random tuesday or something

[jakascoo]

Bruce: You might not know this, Selina, but I am a flawed person. Selina: I did know this.

[jakascoo]

Selina: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Bruce: Thanks, it's the trauma.

[jakascoo]

Bruce walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Selina, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Selina, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

[jakascoo]

Bruce: Are you trying to seduce me? Selina: Why, are you seducible?

[jakascoo]

Bruce: Why is there blood everywhere? Selina: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Bruce: You stabbed someone?! Selina: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

[jakascoo]

Bruce: Do you even have a plan? Selina: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win! Bruce: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!