#random-twst-things-incorrect-quotes

[random-twst-things]

(Slight Twisted Wonderland Spoiler for future event (it's just a characters name and relation))

Floyd: Shrimpy~ I heard you brought your mom to prom!

Floyd and Jade laughing (Cackling):

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Hooo, that's a good one!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, smirking: But, I think you misunderstood!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, leading Georgina Leech to their side gently: See, I brought your mom to prom!

Georgina: Hi honey~! Isn't this fun?

Floyd: Mom!?

Georgina: I'll see you on the dance floor, honey's.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu and Georgina linking arms, hand in hand, both smirking: Let's go, dear~!

Jade, Floyd: ....

Floyd: Wtf

Dividers by @/cafekitsune

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I’m gonna need a skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lilia: Only if you also don't ask why, fufu

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Why-?

Lilia, pulls out 7 pristine and unknown species's skulls: Take your pick~!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ....

Lilia: :)

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ..This one is fine, thank you..

Lilia: Of course, glad to be of service!

Bird skulls, squirrel skulls, who knows? All that matters is that you got your skull!! 💪🏽

(Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune)

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*Mc/Y/N/Yuu, giving a tour of their newly and remodeled ramshackle dorm.*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing to a newly fixed wall in the kitchen with fake fruit decals: And this here is my new lickable wall.

Ace: We can lick these fruits?

Epel: I've never heard of that before, there's no way.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, well, go ahead and try it... I was able to get them on a discount, thanks to Sam.

*Ace, Deuce, and Epel lick the wall tentatively*

Epel pulls away from the wall first: I don't taste anything 🤨

Deuce: Yeah, me neither.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I never said it tasted like anything.

Ace: You said it was lickable

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, shugs: Anything is lickable

Epel: So we just licked a regular wall?!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yeah, you guys looked so stupid

Epel: HAH?!

Deuce: WHAT

*Ace, coughing up a lung in the sink*

(Yall know that one Kardashian Sims video?? Hopefully, you do 😔 you can find it on YouTube by "SimgmProductions")

Dividers from/by @/cafekitsune

I've been awakened 👩🏽‍💻

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*Mc/Y/N/Yuu having enough with the Overblots, and especially the most dangerous of them*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You have 13 seconds before this island fucking explodes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Malleus: You Hot topic Wannabe

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Idia: And you Blue Gumball son of a bitch

Malleus, idia: ....

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You have done nothing but destroy my life-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, failing arms around: I hope you both die!

Idia: That's a bit overkill ngl

Mc/Y/M/Yuu: And almost killing everyone by opening the literal underworld because you couldn't control yourself from the blot wasn't?

Idia: ...Touché

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

(It's been a while 🧍🏽‍♀️)

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*Napping somewhere in the botanical garden*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Hey, I had a dream about you last night

Leona: Really?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yep

Leona: What was I wearing?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, shrugging: Nothing

Leona: I was butt ass naked in your dream? 🤨

Leona: you've never even seen my butt ass naked, how'd you- you better not be influenced by Rook

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: No, I mean like nothing special

Leona: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looking at him up and down (especially his Jesus sandals): you lack drip expeditiously my guy 😐

Leona: As if you're any better with those rags

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, but here's the thing, these are school uniform hand-me-downs, and I'm poor. You're royalty and rich, yet you still choose to look the way you do? 🤨

Leona, frowning: ...Go back to sleep

Dividers from/by: @/cafekitsune

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu, dressed as Crowley: Trick or Treat 🙂

Crowley: Why are you dressed as me, perfect?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because it's my costume? 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: All you gotta do is go to Sam's shop and say "make me look stupid"

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, posing like Crowley: 😼

Crowley: He- Don't stand like that!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: What? That's how you stand?

Crowley: That's not how I stand-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: This is exactly what you look like-!

Crowley: I didn't stand like that-!

Crowley, looks down and sees grim: ...

Grim, wearing a realistic crow head, claws and all: 😼

The pose in question that Mc/Y/N/Yuu did:

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Idia: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Idia: Absolutely not.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: But you just said you'd do anything for me!

Idia: Yea, anything! Not the impossible and unreachable!

Dividers from/by: @/cafekitsune

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jamil ?

Jamil, in the middle of cooking: … No.

Kalim: I do!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I know, Kalim.

Kalim: I’m sad!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I know, Kalim.

Dividers from/by @/cafekitsune