#randomchachacha

[mojoflower]

What even is that gif?? A fucking penis fucking the window!!! Omg. I am so glad I am alone at work rn, hope the neighbours enjoyed my hyena laugh.

It’s the bush that really gets me....

[shinysherlock]

Hola!! Question time, can I have the answers from 26, 33 aaaaand, 55??? Please? Thank you.

¡Claro que sí!

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Scotland. By myself. For a month at least. I would wander and write and eat whatever I wanted. I wouldn’t mind if my kids and husband were there as long as they left me completely alone for like six to eight hours every day. I need a fuckton of “me” time right now to recover from real life, honestly. And I’ve never been to Scotland, but I’m like, a third Scottish on my family tree? and I would really love to go there. And if Ewan McGregor could meet me at the airport and show me around, that would be great. 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My dad’s dad. Honestly, he was the kindest, silliest, most creative person, and a total anchor for that side of the family. 

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Hahahahha, no! I suck at accents. I can MAYBE sound like Mary Poppins for ten seconds. I’m good at learning how to pronounce things, but I get self-conscious trying to do accents on purpose. :)

Ask me stuff. :)

[sluttyjackson]

randomchachacha replied to your post “yo soy inenbriado y no puedo hablar ingles  ayuda me por favor 미안”

Ortografía = spelling, but I think you meant pronunciación?

no my pronunciation is flawless it’s just my writing that sucks

[screaming-towards-apotheosis]

randomchachacha replied to your post “i am just gonna.. sit here and bury myself in daredevil because...”

Oh man. Enjoy the blood and gore.

ngl, i enjoy the hell out of it. when i am eling likeshit, fictional violence and gore always lifts my spirits. Yes, I am one of those horrible people.

[shinysherlock]

randomchachacha replied to your post “omg parents *sighs forever*”

Dear lord. Does this never ends?

Apparently not. :( Adding this to the long list of “what not to do to my own kids”.

[desertpups]

@randomchachacha replied to your photoset “6/20/16 112°”

So pretty!!

:))))

[sluttyjackson]

randomchachacha replied to your post “Fmk, ultrahoe, joonbug and muppet.”

Sorry kiddo. I am bored.

OK BUT CAN U BE BORED W/O RUINING MY LIFE, OR ???

[desertpups]

Omg, Kam!!! Feliz cumpleaños!!! May your sweet 16 be glorious and fun, and that you get the car you wanted, and that your fave singer performed in the party... wait... that is that old mtv show. Anyway. Lots of hugs, kisses and love for you.

asfgjk haha!! Thank you so much, lovely!!! <3