#randomfandomstuff

[friedriceandmalice]

Their ship name will be the death of me adhvfguhfdgjkug

[friedriceandmalice]

Dhurandhar has devoured my life, please send help

[friedriceandmalice]

I had a dream last night that Transformers Prime had an episode where Agent Fowler took the kids to the mall while Nurse June did grocery shopping with Optimus Prime. Somewhere down the road, Starscream appeared and OP beat the shit out of him. Oh yeah, and the kids had a pet rock.

[friedriceandmalice]

I had a dream where 7-Eleven had a new promo for Transformers, but they yassified the Autobots and gave them child-bearing hips. All I remember were Optimus, Ratchet, and Elita-1. Mom, dad, and my boyfriend called them gay. Mom even said that the game attached to the promo would be played by Pascal our cat because he was gay (???)

Also, I dreamed about Grow a Garden TWICE.

[friedriceandmalice]

Got a very important announcement.

[friedriceandmalice]

Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever (2238 words) by friedriceandmalice Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime, Megatron/Orion Pax Characters: Optimus Prime, Megatron Additional Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Alcohol, Drunk Sex, First Time, First Kiss, Top Optimus Prime, Bottom Megatron (Transformers), High-Grade Energon (Transformers), Valve Plugs (Transformers), Valve Fingering (Transformers) Series: Part 1 of Hide and Seek Summary: Orion and D-16 decided drinking and playing games was the perfect way to celebrate their first anniversary as best friends. But who knew things would go differently when the question of Dee's first kiss came into the conversation?

Hey Tumblr! Look who followed through with her Valentine's promise!

So, originally I have something darker and sadder planned, but I don't want to torture your hearts on Valentine's Day. So have something more fluffy and steamy instead! Don't worry, the angst will come soon. You guys just need to wait while I am dealing with some IRL shenanigans.

Hope you guys enjoy this fic I made. Comments and kudos are 100% appreciated, even if I reply to them late. You guys are the reason why I write every day, even during the most busiest of schedules <3

Cheers! 🥂

[friedriceandmalice]

𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨 💔🥀

[friedriceandmalice]

Good news: I have plans for a Brawl Stars AU.

Bad news: I am going to soft launch it with a Colt x Mortis fanfic