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The assassin glared at the young girl who he had bumped into. And also at the sudden assortment of papers that had fallen from his grasp due to bumping into this young girl. It wasn’t exactly a hostile stare, but it wasn’t friendly either.

“... Pick those up, will you?”

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“Oh, no worries - it’s quite alright. If anything, I’m the rude one for asking to sample some of a complete stranger’s food.”

Despite her false pout from a moment before, a smile was now present on Yua’s face as she reached towards the package of cookies to take one of them for herself.

“You’re sure I can have one?”

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After a couple weeks of feeling out the vibe of the place, two things had become readily apparent to Tailgate:

1. At some point during the many months he masqueraded as a bomb disposal expert, he really could have stood to learn how to do more than bullshit his way through disarming the suckers.

2. He was going to have to learn to talk to humans, sooner rather than later.

Luckily, he had more of an idea for how to go about working on the second problem than the first; after all, the stroking of egos transcended species, and he had seen Back To The Future -- II, evidently -- and projected his consciousness into the form of a holographic human infant now and again, so he was practically a humanology expert.

Unfortunately, many of the smaller bipedal species looked human to him, so he called out as soon as he thought he was in the general ballpark, trying to flag down someone petite and purple.

“Hey! Hey, I really love your color scheme, is it new?” There, totally a human-worthy compliment. “And dresses, big fan of those! They’re so breezy and easy to move in!”

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“YOU!” Maxwell’s voice boomed with thunderous purpose, the magician glaring at the purple-haired young girl in front of him. “I have an important question to ask you!”