baekyeol, chanyeol wants to buy a wig and baekhyun is sure that chanyeol's crazy
"Hello, welcome to our store. May I help you?" Baekhyun greets the costumer that passes the entrance.
"Hi, I'm Chanyeol," the man waits for Baekhyun to answer what he didn't ask.
"Err, Baekhyun. May I help you?" he asks again, maybe this Chanyeol guy hearing is not that advanced.
"Do you have a wig that matches this dress?" he lifts a too short for him dress, sparkling with glitter and pink fabulousness.
What should Baekhyun say about this? Ask if the person who's going to wear the dress has brown eyes? Ask if he's the one who's going to wear it? Ask him to wear it?
"Oh, you have a long blond one." he takes the wig at the higher shelf and clumsily puts it on top of his head. "Do I look good?"
Baekhyun is out of words, should he say that he's wearing the wig on the contrary? Or that he actually looks good?
"Awesome. I bet Kyungsoo can pretend he's a girl with this one." Chanyeol is thinking loudly and Baekhyun is not sure if he should just leave this weird guy alone and help someone else.
"Would you help me? You're apparently the same size as my friend, he needs this dress and the wig and I need to know if they match." Chanyeol holds Baekhyun by the shoulder and shakes him a little.
"What do you mean with help?" Baekhyun is hesitant and regretting not choosing to run away from him.
Chanyeol pushes the dress and the wig to Baekhyun and points at the bacl of the store. "You wear the dress and the wig and come here and let me see if you look good."
It's not even a question but an order and fuck you Joonmyeon for placing the 'costumers can ask for anything they want regarding the wigs and abouts.' notice at the chasier.
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Baekhyun looks at himself in a mirror, to be honest his fair skin matches the pink of the dress and the blond wig makes his eyes look bigger, especially with his eyeliner applied with precision.
Though, the cut of the dress is actually short and he can see how his ass look in the mirror and he doesn't want to go out of the back of the store anymore. Plus he needs to shave his legs if he wants to look presentable in anything short.
He heads to the cashier, trying to control the hem of the dress and scream at Joonmyeon before facing Chanyeol.
"Hello there lady." Joonmyeon whistles eyeing Baekhyun up and down and Baekhyun grabs the collar of his shirt.
"Call me lady again and I'll beat you up until you need plastic surgery." Baekhyun pushes him and Joonmyeon understands that this pretty lady is actually Baekhyun.
"Why are you dressed like this?" Joonmyeon asks and Baekhyun raises a finger.
"It's your fault. And also that guy's fault." Baekhyun points at Chanyeol who's looking through the wigs and laughing.
"Chanyeol?" surprised Baekhyun turns his head to glare at Joonmyeon.
"You know him? You know him. Everything makes sense. You crazy people, stay away from me." Baekhyun yells and just to his luck the store is empty and Chanyeol appears behind him with a smug grin on his lips.
"You look good." Chanyeol yelps after saying those words, because Baekhyun is hitting him with a ruler that was beside the tote.
"You can take your dress and the wig and shove them at that Kyungsoo guy." Joonmyeon stops Baekhyun from killing the boy in front of them and looks directly at Chanyeol.
"What my boyfriend has to do with it?" he pinches Chanyeol in the arm and, wow, Baekhyun never saw Joonmyeon angry. He needs some popcorn to enjoy the show.
"Nothing, I just wanted Baekhyun's attention and I wanted to see Baekhyun wearing a dress and a wig, okay. I thought he'd look good and I was right." Baekhyun takes the ruler back and it's about to shove it down Chanyeol's throat when Joonmyeon stops him.
"I'm going to fucking kill you, do I even know you?" he says throught gritted teeth and hits Joonmyeon with the ruler a few times.
"Nope, but I know you though." Chanyeol places his elbows on the counter and tilts his head. "Wanna go out for lunch?"
"Not like this, right?" Baekhyun gestures at the dress and Chanyeol laughs.
"Like this." Chanyeol earns a hard hit on the head for the wrong answer.
"Not like this." he corrects himself. "But it's not like your jeans weren't tight enough to show off your ass, I could see it from afar."
Another hit.
"No lunch for you. I'm going to change." he throws the ruler on Chanyeol's face and changes back into his clothes with the speed of light. No more dresses, ever again.
"You ready for lunch?" Chanyeol surprises Baekhyun appearing out of nowhere.
"No." Baekhyun chooses another path and hands Joonmyeon the dress. "Here for your boyfriend."
"I know you want food, let's go." Chanyeol forcefully drags Baekhyun by the arm. "We're out for lunch, bye Joonmyeon, have fun with the dress."
Baekhyun wants to dig a hole and hide himself.