RANDOMRECORDWORKOUTSPRINGTRAINING2017 Session 10 Queen: Jazz Time: 45 minutes Songs: 13 Calories burned: 337 calories per song: 25.92 Calories per minute: 7.49 Scouting Report: Ok, by show of hands: who here does NOT know who Queen is/are/were? If you raised your hand, please show yourself out. Get out. Get. Out. Right the f#*% out. Jazz is the seventh studio album by the British rock band Queen, released in November 1978. The first album produced by Roy Thomas Baker since he had co-produced their 1975 album A Night at the Opera. The album's varying musical styles were alternately praised and criticized. Jazz has sold over 5 million copies to date. You know why? Because it is Queen!! And at a great time in their career! They were full swing and at the top of their games. They should be named King (#seewhatididthere)! The magical front-man wizard known as Freddie Mercury (the best in show biz if you ask me) begins our operatic adventure. "Mustapha" is perhaps an homage to Freddie's home? It is a brilliant mathematical rocker. "Fat Bottomed Girls" is of course the high charting single you will recognize. Also the theme song for many bar going women everywhere...at least in my experience. It is kind of disturbing, actually and sort of makes cringe a little inside. It s a quick, radio friendly gem though. About as classic rock as you can get with a line like " Get on your bikes and ride!" The next song, "Jealousy" is more of a ballad salad. On a diet after the heavy rock sauce from previous. Pretty, pretty, etc. "Bicycle Race" is up next. Personally, I feel as though this song should follow "Fat Bottomed..." Simply because of the aforementioned bikes line. Huh? Yeah? You hear/see it now, right? No matter. THIS is the reason to own this album in my opinion. An almost punk rock Billy Joel. Such harmonies and range. And hey!!! Who DOESN'T like Star Wars, Freddie?!!?! WTF, dude. Just kidding. Brian May's guitar are immaculate conceptions here (#seewhatdidthere). Sister tones (?? Is that a thing??) to Pink Floyd if you ask me. That is followed up with the return of Kansas level rock, with "If You Can't Beat Them". Perhaps Yes, even. Yes the band, not the affirmative actions. Multi-level harmony and vocal prowess too. Side one ends with a mildly forgettable track called "Let Me Entertain You" -written specifically by Mercury for the audience. Side two opens with "Dead On Time". Perhaps a lesser known but certainly overblown track full of sweet (suite?) and sour moments. I think this is where The Darkness learned a few tricks. A cacophony of harmonies. Written by May, it contains some very impressive guitar work. The song ends with the sound of a thunderbolt, followed by Mercury screaming "You're dead!" The thunderbolt was actually recorded by May on a portable recorder during a vicious thunderstorm. The album's liner notes humorously credit the thunderbolt to God. "In Only Seven Days" is a song about making you a man from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Just kidding. (#seewhatididthere). Actually, it is a soft and subtle showcase of this ban's amazing range. There is literally no one like them. They can practically pull off anything. "Dreamer's Ball" follows and has an almost vaudevillian vibe. Good old ragtyme jigs. The next two tunes are "Fun It" and "Leaving Home Ain't Easy"- both mediocre and filler. And I am not just saying that because "Fun It" has disco undertones...which now that we are on the subject; gross Queen. Just... Gross. Gross in that it is disgusting use of your talents, and gross in that it is negligent for the protection of your listener's ears. It's fine though, because they recover with "Don't Stop Me Now"- one of Queen's most famous songs. It s a piano driven rocker, which Mercury was so good at live. Basically, it might just be their "November Rain". Actually, it may be the inspiration for G 'n R's aforementioned chart topper...I fully expect G 'n R fans to chime in here and correct me if I am wrong. I feel as though Freddie probably was listening to a LOT of Elton John's Yellow Brick Road around this time. Finally, the album comes to an epic conclusion with "More of That Jazz". Hold up, hold up, this isn't jazz at all!! It's borderline metal! It does also humorously sample parts of other songs on the album. Pretty witty. Truly, this may not be the magnum opus for Queen's catalog, but it really is an excellent example of why they were and still are so revered today. Aside form a few duds here, Queen equals Quality and you could certainly do your ears a favor by listening. Queen "Bicycle Race" #RANDOMRECORDWORKOUT #RANDOMRECORDWORKOUTSPRINGTRAINING2017 https://stevecanmakeanythingnerdy.tumblr.com

















