#randomshitido

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Imagine this. You're all alone in wherever you are, your house, apartment, yard, forest, or at a park. Just minding your own business reading, writting, chilling, staring, contemplating your place in the universe, drawing, scrolling fb, stalking someone, etch. Then you chance to look up and you see a man in full armor falling. Golden hair is streming hiding their face but even from a far they're stupidly too tall and instinctively you stand up. You try to catch that person. But obviously you're now crushed by a seven foot tall elf with rapunzel worthy hair in full regalia. Congrats you just made a friend. It's Glorfindel.

[randomshenaniganery]

I want like a series on netflix about middle earth that's bascially Mandos' blog on all the dead ones.

I want to see all the feanorians and how they cope

Finrod chillin with everyone

shenanigans on how they spend their time there

The title of the show is the Dorm of Mandos

basically is a college dorm

there are factions of elves

if you sum it up there's the ones who are with Feanor and the ones that hate Feanor

Fingolfin's tired ass face looking at the cam like Jim in the office

Feanorians being slightly constipated about Maglor (they're not sure if they want to see him or not)

everyone talks shit about Melkor and Sauron

the elves from Lord of the rings confused and concerned about everything

[randomshenaniganery]

Silmarillion but it's a battle between dads. Feanor the troubled dad with seven kids no girls. Fingolfin the cool but will definitely snap dad with one girl and a couple of bois. Finarfin is the chill dad who lets his kids do things has one girl who's too pretty. Melkor is utter chaos and so are his children (his wife too~). Battle of the Dads

[randomshenaniganery]

Feanorians: OMG you makes stuff too??!!

Dwarves: Ye

Feanorians: This is ours

Finrod: *about humans* They have tiny ears, they are tiny, like puppies!!

Fingolfin: hmmm....

[randomshenaniganery]

Would bet that Melkor would lose every single you laugh you lose challenge

Sauron would win all of them (feanor and Fingolfin as well)

Celegorm would die in the process

[randomshenaniganery]

*Kenshin and Nobunaga agressively playing rock paper scissors

Mc: Good thing they settle disputes through rock papper scissors

Sasuke: Yes but think of the delicateness of having luck to decide the fight of thousands.

Mc: best of three

Me: If ever you do study the person you go against and determine which one they'll most likely choose at limited time you could win against them like in Mentalist.

Kenshin: Teach me

Me: You can learn how to determine but it's useless

Me: *points at Nobunaga* That's a homicidal man who's jacked up on candy you can't determine anything

Nobunaga: damn right *nods*

[randomshenaniganery]

Mc: *rolls up sleeve Ginnojo: This goes against everything I know

[randomshenaniganery]

I want to go into the silmarillion or into Valinor after the lord of the rings and I want to do it with my friends and just set up out of nowhere and start singing angsty rock music where loads of people could see us just for the pure terror and confusion in their faces.

Elf: *singing sweet songs that are incomprehensible to man*

Me and mah friends:

YOU MAKE ME FEEL INVINCIBLE!!! EARTHQUAKE POWERFUL!! LIKE A TIDAL WAVE!! YOU MAKE ME GREAT!!!

Elf: what in the-

Melkor: YES