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The Andrew formerly known as Prince

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Jeffrey Epstein, the most notorious fornicator of our era, said of Prince Andrew – younger brother of the King and at one point second in line to the throne – ‘We are both serial sex addicts. He’s the only person I have met who is more obsessed with p***y than me.

‘From the reports I’ve got back from the women we’ve shared, he’s the most perverted animal in the bedroom. He likes to engage in stuff that’s even kinky to me – and I’m the king of kink!’The nickname ‘Randy Andy’ was given to him at Gordonstoun, his public school, and earned because he was already sexually experienced, good looking and a girl magnet. And it stuck. When he was the handsome young prince returning from piloting a helicopter in the Falklands War and pursued by scores of swooning girls, for whom HRH stood for ‘His Royal Heartthrob’, it was even a term of roguish endearment. Not any more. Now in his mid-sixties, he is supposed to have slept with over a thousand women. ‘He’s shagged porn stars, actresses, models, athletes, politicians and bartenders at clubs,’ claimed investigative journalist Ian Halperin. According to a friend: ‘Sex is his big thing in life. Travelling all over the world as the UK trade ambassador and for other royal duties has given him access to some beautiful women and he’s taken full advantage.’A Reuters correspondent reported that, when Andrew represented the British monarch at the King of Thailand’s diamond jubilee celebrations in 2006, more than 40 women were brought to his hotel room in Bangkok during his stay: ‘Often, as soon as one left, another would arrive.’Hotel staff were used to foreigners bringing in girls, but amazed that more than 10 a day were going to Andrew’s room. One 20-year-old model realised how sex-obsessed he was after meeting him at a charity function in the late 1980s and sleeping with him twice at a hotel before being whisked off to the Caribbean island of Mustique. ‘He wanted me to engage in kinky sexual activity,’ she remembers. ‘He had no boundaries. He told me he had an open marriage arrangement with his wife. After returning to London, I never heard from him again. I felt like he used me for a few days, so he could live his wildest fantasies.’

Malcolm Barker, who worked at Buckingham Palace, remembered how Andrew was ‘for ever dragging the worst bunch of tarts up to dine with his mother, each seeming to compete with the previous for lack of brains. The one characteristic his girlfriends did not lack though was ample breasts.’He was photographed on a luxury yacht off the coast of Sardinia, owned by an Egyptian millionaire friend, having sun cream rubbed on him by a 25-year-old Spanish-Filipina model, Alexandra Escat, nicknamed ‘the totty on the yachty’. (She denied any romance, saying they had been talking about military history.) He entertained swimwear model Monika Jakisic, known as the ‘Croatian Sensation’, on his 54th birthday at the Italian restaurant Cecconi’s, then at the Arts Club in Knightsbridge, and a few weeks later in a private room at the Royal Thames Yacht Club. (After she posted a photograph on Twitter of what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring, his press agent was forced to deny the rumour.) Nor were staff out of bounds. There was a long-standing rumour of an affair with a household staff member when he was still married to the Duchess of York. One nanny left because he made unwelcome advances. ‘When I started,’ an employee remembered, ‘I was warned to stay away from him. He would sometimes enter the staff quarters. It seemed everyone was aware of his behaviour, but little was done about it.’ The employee added: ‘Staff gossiped all the time, but a tape device was found in a ﬂowerpot in the staff area, so it was difficult to speak after that.’According to Emma Gruenbaum, a masseuse at the Wentworth Golf Club that Andrew frequented, he often booked her for massages at Royal Lodge, his home in Windsor Park but ‘it always felt a bit sleazy. It was clear he wanted more’. Andrew insisted on being naked and, despite her objections, the massage taking place in his bedroom. He would try to hug her and ask about her sex life. On one occasion, while she adjusted the massage table, he remarked, ‘Hey, nice ar**e. Do you take it up the a**e?’She remembered how ‘all the way through he was talking about anal sex and making anal sex jokes. He asked when I had last had sex. It went on and on. That’s just not normal behaviour for a professional sports therapy session. He was a constant sex pest from the start.’He has never had trouble picking up women, but, a family friend said: ‘He’s not a hunter of women. He rather expects them to come to him. But when they do, he shows himself to be bone idle and not very socially adept at chatting them up.’According to a source, he likes to have his women handed to him on a plate, ‘and the shorter the skirt the better’. Friends acted as matchmakers. Otherwise he would use his staff. He would spy out an attractive ballerina at the Royal Ballet and then send one of them to the stage door to invite her to meet the prince. Other variations included sending aides to invite girls to his table at the Chinawhite night club in London or come to his hotel suite when abroad. ‘He’s about as subtle as a hand grenade,’ according to one girl he propositioned. ‘His favourite trick is to rub your knee under the table. It’s pathetic.’At a wedding he was said to have asked a woman he’d not met before for a dance. When she declined, he responded, ‘I suppose a b*** j** is out of the question, then?’One of his many flings told how their encounters would frequently involve little more than a telephone call from him, a trip by her to an off-licence for a bottle of champagne, a taxi ride to Buckingham Palace, ‘a perfunctory act of love and a muttered goodbye’. But the ‘sad truth about Andrew’, one of his lovers claims, ‘is that he is not a Casanova at all. Let’s just say that in the bedroom department he is a bit of a let-down. He has been dumped by most of the girls linked to him because he is a bore.’Few of his relationships have lasted, partly because he has a low attention threshold and partly because women quickly tire of him. Though many have dumped him, when he does so himself it is ruthless. He simply does not take their calls.

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This 🌍 of the evil 👺, I couldn't even pick the pictures of all this shit. Runs soooo solo deep unfortunately Jeffrey was a clever cunt. And the fact that Trump says he doesn't need to do the files 🌚 (mate, I think u knew this man pretty damn well).

The fact les wexner.owned plus, vs and weinstein was also connected to Epstein island .

Yachting if u dontbkniwbus high end prostitution. In case u didn't know with the horrible Campbell and the other high-ups all the way down to , influencers, TikTokers.

so basically, they have like this pyramid scheme with women which she’s really sick and when you see people like lady Victor Victoria Harvey, whatever her name is and saying like all they have the life of luxury yeah maybe to you that was the life of luxury but these women were literally in a pyramid scheme where they had to get other women. the abused becomes the abuser and allegedly Their brains haven’t properly developed and you’re putting like the blame on a victim fuck off like blame people like Naomi Campbell who probably is a victim of it too because she comes from the modelling industry so often in Hollywood they the abused becomes the abuser and allegedly..

see at the beginning I thought Trump was gonna save everything even though I’m In The Uk. I thought he was gonna sort things out but now as I’m looking at the timeline that’s when everything got fucked up with Covid lockdowns mental breakdowns for some people loss of people from Covid while they were putting up at Buckingham Palace anyway that’s besides the point. I really wish Andy got his shit which he’s getting now before Virginia ended her life.

Because I’m telling you she deserved it even with all that money she got for a nice house to live somewhere it’s not gonna be enough when you’re in a beast victim or you’ve been abused that doesn’t help it might help with like your children and raising them and being in a nice environment, but when trauma hits it like the hardest drug to come on it’s just there that’s why when I watch Demi Lovato‘s documentary she said she relapsed into her ED and self harm because that’s where you start you start with like really nasty thoughts about yourself for instance when I got raped repeatedly in a relationship I would cut my legs till they were really sore. Now this was before my brain had even developed properly. I think the age of consent should be 26. I don’t think you’re mature enough to sorry I have to keep saying allegedly deal it otherwise I really don’t like it takes a lot and if it’s someone you really love it might be a bit different but these girls we’re giving massages to some dick. who let’s get to that part added a deformed penis so I’m guessing that’s why he liked massages same with Harvey Weinstein allegedly sorry I have to keep saying allegedly. say before you go and judge your victim and make them feel bad about who they really are think about that one because this was some really dirty pyramid scheme without Ghizlane Maxwell he couldn’t have done it. I mean it’s a really terrifying looking at the sketch of the person who allegedly took Madeleine McCann. It looks just like her. They were almost like a Fred Rose West couple they both needed each other to create this pure evil and obviously her dad was a robot Maxwell and they’re both Jews are fucking awful. Jews like get all the help and protection in the world.. this is why I love black people because even though they went through slavery which is absolutely awful and people having plantation weddings Blake Lively I’m looking at you. And I’m sure Justin Timberlake like what the fuck but the black don’t have the animosity as used to the Jews run Hollywood.. askanki jews as the ones that I can’t .

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Andrew To Use New Title: “Bullshit Artist Formerly Known As Prince”

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In an effort to modernise the Monarchy and use titles that more properly reflect reality, Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Prince Andrew is to now be referred to by the more accurate name “Bullshit Artist Formally Known As Prince”.

Palace officials confirmed the change late on Thursday, saying it reflects “His Ex-Highness’s ongoing commitment to reinventing himself as a man of absolutely no accountability and ridiculous excuses”.

Royal biographer Chester Tillgate-Boddington said the move was long overdue. “For years, Andrew has been crafting elaborate tales about pizza restaurants and sweat glands. Frankly, the man’s output rivals Tolkien. The ‘Bullshit Artist’ title just formalises what we’ve all known. I think it’s a wonderful move”.

The new title is said to be inspired by the late musician Prince. The two share a name, but instead of releasing music, Andrew will continue to release statements insisting he was at a Pizza Express in Woking on the night he was accused of having sex with an underage girl.

When asked for comment, Andrew reportedly said he was “thrilled” by the new title, though he admitted he doesn’t really understand titles, or consequences.

#the shovel #australian satirical news site #well yes moira that’s satire that is #Randy Andy #entitled lump of shit

Pretty sure there's at least one contradiction there...

Hey, ABC "news"; do you need a hint? "Prince" is a royal title.

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Robert Jobson is a well known royal reporter, I read many things written by him. He gives a review of the book Entitled knowing all the parties involved, including the author Andrew Lownie. Looks like there's enough new information that I'll try and get a library loan. Andrew is only a few years older than me and I always thought he was handsome.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/entitled-from-prince-charming-to-the-duke-of-disgrace

Entitled: From prince charming to the duke of disgrace

Story by Robert Jobson, Evening Standard

By any measure, Prince Andrew’s public fall from grace has been both staggering and instructive. Entitled, Andrew Lownie’s devastating biography, delivers a coolly forensic account of how entitlement, poor judgment and institutional cover allowed the Queen’s second son — along with his former wife, Sarah, Duchess of York — to tumble from gilded privilege to ignominy. This isn’t just a royal biography. It’s a study in reputational collapse and the danger of unchecked power inside Britain’s most protected institution.

Full disclosure: I’ve met them all — Andrew, Sarah and the biographer, Lownie. I’ve reported on the royal family for 35 years and written a couple of Sunday Times bestsellers about them myself. I’ve interviewed the Duke of York. I know Sarah well enough and always liked her, but it hasn’t blinded me to her flaws. And I’ve had a long, friendly working relationship with Lownie. Unlike some of his previous subjects, including Joseph Stalin, Edward VIII and Lord Mountbatten, the Yorks are still very much alive — and watching. As are members of their family.

Lownie is rigorous in his work, relying on court papers, freedom of information disclosures, ex-staffers and correspondence. He doesn’t flinch from Sarah’s dubious commercial ties or Andrew’s toxic links with the appalling criminal Jeffrey Epstein. He delves deep. But what sets Entitled apart — apart from some salacious tales about “Randy Andy” being sex-obsessed and losing his virginity at of 11 — is the framing, the sense of the bigger picture and why these things matter.

Lownie presents Andrew and Sarah not just as royals gone rogue, but as symbols of a much wider decay. The House of York becomes a mirror to the House of Windsor’s worst reflexes: deference over scrutiny, loyalty over accountability, indulgence over restraint. It reads like a tragedy, one of Shakespearean proportions — two minor royals with major appetites, brought down not by conspiracy but by greed and flawed character.

A sordid decline

Still, the tone wavers. At times, Lownie skirts the edge of prurience. He avoids tabloid tropes, mostly. But for all the insider accounts, the portrait of Andrew feels a little flat, almost a caricature. He’s shown as vain, impulsive, incurious — all valid — yet somehow, he remains out of reach. This, after all, is a man who was once hugely popular and seen as handsome and charming. Hard to believe now, but true. Sarah gets more colour, but is cast as opportunist. Lownie seems to ignore the humanity, the heart, in both.

This book walks a hard line: exposing power without moralising. Lownie is strongest when showing how others enabled this sordid decline: courtiers who looked away, figures who cut deals, family members who feared rocking the institution.

In a new era following the death of Elizabeth II, where the monarchy must now earn its place, Entitled feels sharply timely too. There is no overt constitutional argument, but the point is made: if the Firm won’t police itself, someone else will — the people.

Maddened by royal silence

Lownie’s Entitled reads well, but at times feels like the work of a man both gripped and maddened by the wall of royal silence, blocked by archaic walls erected to block the truth. The frustration shows but never clouds the craft. The research is tight. He says it took four years and his sources were many, with thousands contacted. I am sure that’s true, although at least one of the more salacious allegations appears to have come secondhand. And, after more than three decades of royal reporting, I would say serious contacts — proper insiders who really know — are very hard to come by.

Still, Lownie delivers a stark and compelling portrait of a prince once celebrated, now disgraced — from Falklands flight deck to Epstein’s inner circle, to allegations of sexually abusing a minor and a multi-million-pound settlement. A long way down for the Duke. And, after this, no way back.

Robert Jobson is Royal Editor at the London Standard

Draw a veil: The Duke and Duchess of York at their wedding (AFP via Getty Images)

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