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I ranked all the demons in the Lesser Key of Solomon
The Goetia has been ranked.
From softest landing to taking it the hardest: amount of dramatics after being broken up with?
Sûl gets "broken up with" on the regular because her relationships are all more or less business transactions, so while she may performatively rend clothes, fling herself dramatically onto couches, etc., she's generally quite fine with it. If someone she actually felt strongly about broke up with her, she would feel worse but absolutely would not tell anyone. So probably softest landing here.
Asa ... may not understand the difference between romantic and platonic relationships? They would cheerfully part ways with you, but they would throw your shit out the window and/or sell it to the pawn shop for three buttons and a poptart.
Aysel can hold a grudge like nobody's business, but has a religious devotion to change and endings as parts of life, so she's pretty philosophical about breakups, apart from the occasional ill-advised challenging-someone-to-a-duel.
Rosen would just get depressed, I think! For, like, months. If she ever manages a proper relationship and not a ... whatever weird thing she had going on prior to disappearing into the woods for seven years, it would be pretty serious and she would not take the ending well.
Nee gets mad and even. With pyrotechnics. Once she's caused massive property damage, she's probably going to be fine with you though!
Silence: this would be her first heartbreak, and as such there will be storms of terrible teenie tears, tantrums in the arms of 2-4 older siblings, probably a few wild-magic related mishaps. Full of sound and fury & signifying ultimately nothing, though said older siblings might make things slightly difficult for the unfortunate ex.
Linmir pretends not to be dramatic but she's the one who did the breaking up and her subsequent dramatics included: running halfway across the continent, joining the mafia, joining a death cult, refusing to speak of her ex or have another relationship for ten fucking years, and generally being a nightmare about things. Can you fucking imagine what she'd be like if someone broke up with her.
Hongyan is in love with a married(?) man(?) who may or may not be deceased(?) or a work of fiction(?) and has centered his entire human existence and understanding of morality around this person. He's absolutely going to cause a scene when it's made clear to him that they're not going to both become geese and live goosely ever after with ten million goslings.
@purple-possibilities tagged me to do a fanfiction tropes ranking meme.
I enjoyed coming up with my own rank names.
Above is all subjective taste, not an argument about which tropes are better or worse, just which ones I seek out versus avoid... there are some fics that I've enjoyed despite having my disliked or hated tropes in them, also.
Here's the link if you want to do your own.
disclaimer: not meant to be taken Seriously
Merlin episodes ranked:
10.You
9. Can’t
8.Rank
7.Them
6.They
5.All
4.Form
3.One
2.Story
1. 4x06- A servant of two masters
TV shows, ranked:
17. You
16. Can’t
15. Rank
14. Them
13. Because
12. They
11. Are
10. All
9. Special
8. And
7. Unique
6. And
5. People
4. Have
3. Different
2. Tastes
1. LOST
Top Ten Post Punk Bands
10. They
9. Cannot
8. Be
7. Ranked
6. Each
5. Has
4. Unique
3. Good
2. Traits
1. Joy Division