make me rank my OCs!
send me a quality (tallest, most flexible, best legs, most socially inept idgaf) and I’ll give you my top three OCs with that quality.

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make me rank my OCs!
send me a quality (tallest, most flexible, best legs, most socially inept idgaf) and I’ll give you my top three OCs with that quality.
Daily affirmations:
-I can make my OC a worse person
-I can make my OC more miserable
-I can make my OC more repressed
-I can give my OC more issues
-I can make my OC more self loathing
-I can give my OC new fears and insecurities
no excuses writing meme, askbox version
(Nicked from iambickilometer):
drop one of these bad boys in my askbox and i will post, without editing
FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project
LAST — the most recently written two sentences of my current project
NEXT — the next line. meaning i will finish the sentence I’m on and write a new one, which you’ll get.
[insert prompt here] — you post a prompt, and i’ll write three sentences based on that prompt, set in the same time/setting as my current project
THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it
BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current project
POV — something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective
Collecting snippets from The S.ilt Verses that made me go "haha, oh WOW" for use in getting Aysel's voice right
And bonus one for hunting-aligned gods:
kofi commissions for @owlbats !! Those were so fun to draw!!!
[Do not use/repost]
On Dreams
(Twitter import, will update later
Nee: mostly remembers them, though only for like a day. Dreams about missing exams/school stress, sometimes vague memories of her parents holding her hands. Recently her dreams have been largely about drowning under ice, as her mentor watches -- don't piss off sea hags, kids.
Linmir: rarely remembers her dreams. Gets them confused with memories as a lot are the kind where she goes about a perfectly normal day and then realizes, nope, this is a dream. Relives her most anxiety-inducing memories from time to time -- wakes up crying without knowing why.
Sûl: keeps a dream journal. Often dreams of trying to speak in a language she doesn't understand, picking up books whose words make no sense. Sometimes, walking through a burned forest as something stalks her. Sometimes, attending her own funeral, speaking to people who can't hear.
Silence: LOW WIS LOW INT, almost never remembers her dreams. Tons of gambling imagery though: cards, dice, roulettes, chips. She doesn't recognize these because they are illegal/heretical. About once a month, she drops back into a continuous dream of building the same giant house of cards.
Text Post Memes #11
feat. the Owlbear Survivors
how well could YOUR party pull off a fake dating scheme?
i had a dream that the hot new dnd meme was to take your party members, pair them up, and rank them on how convincingly they could be fake dating/fake married. Grading was based on how well they could act, pretend to be affectionate, etc. Here's that for the Wayfarers! (Note: Freegift+Silvertongue and Aelinor+Linmir have been omitted on account of Siblings)
Argos/Silvertongue (Nilgos): Beautifully dramatic and elegant. Silvertongue and Argos both cut a very striking silhouette, tall and sturdy. They would make constant reference to their “daughter” (Percy) to continue to sell the story. Silvertongue is fully away of Argos's past relationship baggage, which allows them to navigate the fake relationship with grace. I think they could even kiss convincingly! 10/10 honestly.
Argos/Freegift (Fargos): As the two party members most likely to Commit To The Bit, FG and Argos would play a constant game of “yes, and” while pretending to date. Argos would pull increasingly bizarre romantic stunts (all with a completely straight face), while Freegift wouldn't be able to tell if he was being serious or not, but he can't take that chance. Ironically, this actually makes them extremely convincing. 9/10.
Antigone/Argos (Antargos): Tig would be afraid of stepping on Argos's toes, literally and metaphorically, and it would impact her performance as a result. 5/10 could go either way but I think closer to a 4 than a 6.
Antigone/Aelinor (Aeligone): Actually not too bad, I think. Aelinor is good at being affectionate without necessarily kissing, and Tig can help reign in Ae if she gets riled up about the grift. 6/10
Antigone/Linmir (Lintigone): Kind of stiff but in a sort of elegant way? See the problem with Antigone is that she just can't kiss anyone convincingly, even if they would look like a solid couple otherwise. They'd struggle too much with affection to be convincing. 4/10
Antigone/Nilvertongue (SilverTig): Nil likes to tease Tig affectionately but they're also one of the people that Tig first really took a liking to on the tribe, so she could pull out some genuine affection towards Nil. But she would be very tsuntsun about it. 7/10
Antigone/Freegift (TigGift): Absolute gremlin energy. They're the couple who brings up your last divorce in such a way that you can't tell if they're being rude on purpose or not (spoiler: they are). They would drape their arms over each other and pull each other close, but they falter because they simply cannot kiss convincingly. In fact, they can't bring themselves to kiss at all – they have too much bro energy. 3/10.
Argos/Aelinor (Arlinor): I can't decide if Aelinor threatening that she won't ever let Argos die would make them MORE or less convincing as a couple. Either way, they're both kind of intimidating, especially when they're next to each other. 7/10 they could probably pull it off.
Argos/Linmir (Lingos): EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE: The Couple. They really, really tried but they just have too many hang-ups. 1/10. At least they're both tall.
Aelinor/Nilvertongue (AeliNil): Oujo-sama laughs at you from across the ballroom. 8/10
Aelinor/Freegift (Freelinor): Bonus points for being Actually In Love; unfortunately, they would each become too flustered by their displays of affection to keep up the charade convincingly. Both of them would alternate between trying too hard and getting shy. 4/10
Linmir/Silvertongue (SilverLin): Extremely, intimidatingly beautiful, and could coast on that energy for a lot of their charade. They could delicately hold each other's hands and kiss the back of their palms and such, and truly, who would try to question them? 10/10
Linmir/Freegift (LinGift): Nope, they just can't do it. Linmir would spent too much time wondering “is this how FG treats my little sister?” and interrogating Freegift, who would immediately go on the defensive. Lots of arguing, but not in a very couple-y way. 0/10 bad job all around.
OC ASKS
1- what inspired you to pick that OC's name?
2- what is the most difficult thing about drawing/writing this OC?
3- what is your favourite thing about drawing/writing this OC?
4- if you had to put this OC into an existing world, which one would it be?
5- what is important in a relationship (platonic or romantic) for this OC?
6- does your oc get injured often? How well did those wounds heal?
7- what would your oc wears in a modern setting?
8- what would your oc wears in a fantasy setting?
9- does your oc have a partner/partners?
10- does your oc have a best friend?
11- does your oc have siblings?
12- does your oc have a child/children?
13- what makes your oc laugh?
14- what makes your oc cry?
15- what is your oc favourite food?
16- is your oc good with math?
17- what is your oc weapon of choice?
18- does your oc wear makeup?
19- how tall is your oc?
20- [free question of your choice]
I saw someone else do this and I think it could be fun: send me a number 1-100 and a character/pairing of characters and I'll try to write a microdrabble for them based on that number on my spfy wrapped list? Or at least I'll think really hard about it, and isn't that what counts? :)
100 Ways to say "I Love You:" Maeve and Sûl
Ravnica campaign, nonspecific eldritch battle Prompt 4 from here.
Sûl ricochets off the wall and directly into six feet of irritated legionnaire.
One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
“It reminded me of you.”
“No, no, it’s my treat.”
“Come here. Let me fix it.”
“I’ll walk you home.”
“Have a good day at work.”
“I dreamt about you last night.”
“Take my seat.”
“I saved a piece for you.”
“I’m sorry for your loss.”
“You can have half.”
“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
“Sorry I’m late.”
“Can I have this dance?”
“I made your favourite.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Watch your step.”
“Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
“Can I hold your hand?”
“You can borrow mine.”
“You might like this.”
“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
“I’ll wait.”
“Just because.”
“Look both ways.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
“Try some.”
“Drive safely.”
“Well, what do you want to do?”
“One more chapter.”
“Don’t worry about me.”
“It looks good on you.”
“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
“That’s okay, I bought two.”
“After you.”
“We’ll figure it out.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“I like your laugh.”
“Don’t cry.”
“I made this for you.”
“Go back to sleep.”
“Is this okay?”
“I picked these for you.”
“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
“What do you want to watch?”
“You can go first.”
“Did you get my letter?”
“I’ll do it for you.”
“Call me when you get home.”
“I think you’re beautiful.”
“Are you sure?”
“Have fun.”
“Sit down, I’ll get it.”
“I made reservations.”
“I don’t mind.”
“It brings out your eyes.”
“There is enough room for both of us.”
“You don’t have to say anything.”
“Wow.”
“Happy birthday.”
“I’ll pick it up after work.”
“It can wait until tomorrow.”
“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
“It’s two sugars, right?”
“I’ll help you study.”
“Stay over.”
“I did the dishes.”
“You didn’t have to ask.”
“I bought you a ticket.”
“You’re warm.”
“No reason.”
“I’ll meet you halfway.”
“Take mine.”
“We can share.”
“I was just thinking about you.”
“I want you to have this.”
“Call me if you need anything.”
“Do you want to come too?”
“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
“Is your seatbelt on?”
“Sweet dreams.”
“I was in the neighbourhood.”
“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
“The key is under the mat.”
“It doesn’t bother me.”
“You’re important too.”
“I saved you a seat.”
“I’ll see you later.”
“I noticed.”
“You can tell me anything.”
“I hope you like it.”
“I want you to be happy.”
“I believe in you.”
“You can do it.”
“Good luck.”
“I brought you an umbrella.”
“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
“Take a deep breath.”
“Be careful.”
And…
100. “I love you.”
Niosiki “Nee” Cranta The Halls of Screaming Stone Titanomachy Campaign (written in early 2020)
The Acorn Path academy prides itself on the gruelling nature of its entrance exam, but what you chiefly remember is the time just after its completion: the hour you spent waiting for news of acceptance or rejection. Prior to today, prior to right now, that hour was the longest one in your life. Now, as then, the seconds drag past. Your stomach feels as if it is stuffed with boiling lead; a horrible itching restlessness crawls along your skin. You can feel every molecule of blood and sweat and cave dirt on your body and all of them are… Wriggling.
Elflinguistics Part 2: Ravnica
For the currently-paused Ravnica campaign, I'm playing Sûl the elven bard-warlock, currently a courtesan but formerly a noble. Mainly I wanted my Ravnica names to sound different from my Eberron names; these are different settings and vastly different people-groups. Let's, once again, get into it.
good night, good night (i cannot win this fight)
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Oh my god there were exactly four beds a Cinders microfic feat. vaguely one-sided (?) Harthsel
SHIT I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY whether or not Haze knows that Aysel has a crush on Harth so I can decide if he's going to make them sleep in the same bed during this inn stay lol
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