#rant nyc

[ninjalist]

Is Your Landlord on This Map?

If so, their landlord skills are crap. Behold, I give you a customized google map showcasing the Worst Landlords in NYC. Found via GMaps Mania, I find this map to be not only a terrific source of information, but also a To Do list for the Loftninja.  You know what I mean....a watchlist is exactly what I need.   To the maker of this map...let's do lunch.

[ninjalist]

Two 2br Factory Lofts Williamsburg for Lease $2400

Two Really Nice Factory Loft Spaces off Graham Ave L Train

Converted Sweater Factory 2br Apartments No Railroad

Elevator

Roof Deck

Great Light

Big Kitchen

Tile Bathroom

Stainless Appliances

Both 2 bedrooms ar $2400 per month Bring First, Last and Security NO FEE Call Loftninja to set up a time to view  862-GET-LOFT [862-438-5638]

[ninjalist]

How to Find a Loft to Rent in NYC-The Breakdown

So I decided to write a concise answer to the question of "How to Find a Loft in NYC" for newbies. You can find it here or just click on the image and enlarge.. Loftninja hopes you find this to be useful information.

[ninjalist]

Of All the Ways to Make a Buck-State Farm Ripping off the Ninja

I stumbled across this a while back but for some reason did not voice my frustration at the time. State Farm Insurance is RIPPING OFF THE LOFTNINJA in their oh so ridiculous depiction of this so-called "Apartment Ninja"-a character who swoops into the apartments of unsuspecting city dwellers and racks up cash by stealing their shit. Despite some relevancy in the real world, as seen in the example of the Staten Island Ninja Burgler (which occurred after this site was published), i can see no other reason why a company this huge would try to make a play at apartment renters in this way unless they were trying to capture some of the traffic from the one and only Loftninja.  Perhaps State Farm knows the secret identity of the Ninja Burglar, or perhaps they are just hurting financially like everyone else, but if the truth be known, the resemblance of this character is doubtfully coincidental.  Just take a look at these screenshots and let the Loftninja know what you think. Any way you look at it, NOT COOL!  Where else would they have come up with an idea like this? Shame on you State Farm Insurance!  What a lame way to make a buck!

[ninjalist]

And You Wonder Why I am The Way I am...

Watch this video from IntoTheBox.tv for an idea. There is absolutely nothing glamorous about being a NYC real estate broker. Those that think so have no idea about the job that they are doing.