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$4000 / 3000ft² - BAND SPACE |||| No Soundproofing Required (Greenpoint)
Greenwick Brooklyn
MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT-
MUSICIANS NO SOUNDPROOFING REQUIRED
3000sf for $4000 Per month...
2 HUGE spaces available
UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS
RENT ALL 6000sf for $7000 per month
and get entire basement too (total of 9000sf for $7000)
CALL CARL 646-261-6080 NO LIVING
70 Cents per Square~ Come to Brooklyn if You Dare
This Data May Save You
70 Cents Per Square Foot~ 6000SF
Overhead door...loading...6000sf...high cielings
Perfect for storage or distribution of any type
10 Minutes to City~easy access to BQE
Call Carl Quick 646-261-6080
Space Like This Only Exists on the Moon
5000 SQ/FT with 16 ft ceilings available for storage space in secure building, 24 hr access, loading docks ,some parking ,70 cents SQ/FT Brooklyn Call Carl 646-261-6080
Tired of Looking at Crap? Loftninja's Got the Map
Click to see large if you dare
Apartments, Lofts and Studios in North Brooklyn for rent. Williamsburg, Greenpoint and Bushwick. It's too damn cold to live outside....rent something! Call Loftninja's homey, Harley (347 370 9232) or send me an email and i'll make the connection. Meserole St- Two bedroom $2,750 monthly, Currently vacant South 4th ST-Studio $2,000 monthly. Currently vacant Bayard ST- Two bedroom apartment $4,250 monthly. Will become vacant 2/28/2011. Meserole St-Duplex apartment $2,250 monthly. Will become vacant on 2/28/2011 Bayard ST One bedroom apartment. $3250 Monthly. Will become vacant on 2/28/2011 Stockholm Street- Factory Loft 2br $1850
If you Live Here, You Should Move.
Did you know that 99 of the 200 Official Worse Places to live in NYC can be found in Brooklyn?[via Curbed, of course] Did you know that you could be living in one of them? In Brooklyn, mostly. As the Wall Street Journal points out, the borough possesses nearly half the list at 99 buildings. Next is the Bronx with 70, and Manhattan with 23. Said HPD Commissioner Rafael Cestero in a statement, "For the families who call these Terrible 200 buildings home, the conditions pose a real threat to health and safety – not only to the tenants, but to the neighborhood as a whole." Here's the list of bad influences. List of 200 AEP Buildings Now tell loftninja something he didn't know...
Two True Live/Work Lofts Williamsburg Northside (For Musicians)
Williamsburg Live Work Lofts
What i got for you to consider is 2 Live/Work Lofts too cool for twitter. You won't find stainless and you won't find glitter but what you will find is SPACE if you're a go-getter.
Two 800 sq/ft private Live /Work Lofts Original wood floors & warehouse windows SW daylight Blackout available Wireless Internet Tuffy Digital-Tech Cart 2-Clothing racks 1- Jiffy Steamer Ironing board/iron MiniFridge Folding Tables Full bathroom Freight Elevator -Third Floor -Convenient access from Bedford L, Marcy JMZ, Metropolitan G trains -Only a few short blocks from Williamsburg bridge and BQE $3500 per month for Both Lofts Call Carl to Discuss or to View 646-261-6080
Brooklyn NavyYard Warehouse 4000sf of Sweet Space
When Opportunity Knocks
Near the Brooklyn Navy Yard there is a Corner Warehouse Property 4000+sf with 12' ceilings, perfect for an artist collective! Could easily be THE SPACE for 7 or more professional artists. No living. Make an offer on the space...starting at $1sf per month.
Call Carl to see the space anytime 646-261-6080
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1,2, 3,4 Looky at What Loftninja Has in Store~ Bushwick
BUSHWICK At Its Best! BRAND NEW BUILDING 4 BEDROOMS $3500 3 BEDROOMS $ 3000 2 BEDROOMS $2100 -FULL KITCHEN WITH QUALITY APPLIANCES -FULL BATHROOM WITH DEEP SOAKING TUB -LAUNDRY IN EVERY UNIT! -CITY VIEWS / ROOF DECK -(L) TRAIN AT WILSON AVE ONE BLOCK! -LARGE BEDROOMS WITH WINDOWS AND CLOSET SPACE Excited yet? Of course you are....if you are ready to move, pull the trigger.
Is Your Landlord on This Map?
If so, their landlord skills are crap. Behold, I give you a customized google map showcasing the Worst Landlords in NYC. Found via GMaps Mania, I find this map to be not only a terrific source of information, but also a To Do list for the Loftninja. You know what I mean....a watchlist is exactly what I need. To the maker of this map...let's do lunch.
Greenpoint Joint with Bedrooms Times Two-Cheap as Hell for You
2br Apartment Greenpoint $1450
This Greenpoint apartment has 2bedrooms that are boxed, if you want to rent it, move quick like a fox...don't get blocked by brokers and their clocks we need action, gain traction-don't get locked. Loftninja would never steer you wrong, put down the bong and sing this song:
♫♫ I've been looking for months for a joint I can lease
My bread is strait, but brokers bring me yeast
I know for my price, I can't get a beast, but 2brs
and a kitchen and a bathroom at least ♫♫
Call Carl 646-261-6080 if you want to feast on this Greenpoint join before its deceased.
Close to Nassau and Greenpoint Stop on G train
7 minute walk to Bedford-not part of the song, please don't sing this.
3 Reasons to Move Your Office to Brooklyn
As if you needed more reasons to get out of Manhattan, here are 3 terrifically quiet warehouse commercial office spaces in Brooklyn for you to chew on. 1.( 1000 sf work only for $1500 ) 2.( 3000 sf with inside loading dock for $3000) 3.( 3000 sf + full basement $3600 ) . Don't worry, you can still get to Manhattan in 20 minutes via the subway, 15 minutes by car, 10 minutes by motorcycle, 5 minutes by catapult, 2 minutes by hang glider and if you know Scotty, i'd be willing to bet you could get over there in less than a second. Personally, I like catapults but that's just me. If you want to check out these spaces, call the Real Estate Ring Leader, Carl 646-261-6080 These spaces are near the BQE and a ten minute walk to L train. If you have a car, you're the new tenant! Congratulate yourself and pick up the phone you lucky winner you...
Brooklyn's No-Tell Motel, in Bushwick
New and Improved Kings Hotel
Always in a state of change, Bushwick's own King's Hotel has completed renovations and is open for business. We used to ride by this place and wonder what kinds of crazy situations must be occurring inside-when it looked like this:
Former View of Kings Hotel
Kings Hotel has a facebook fan page And unlike most places in Bushwick, they actually guarantee a clean room! What a deal! Here is a little more information from their website:
Our Family owned facility is an immaculately clean, discreet and friendly hotel, centrally located in Bushwick, Brooklyn just 15 minutes from the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Perfect for your next romatic get-away!
We have both single and double rooms, with and without baths. Daily, weekly and monthly rates as well as short stays are available. We consider customer privacy our paramount concern.
During your stay you will enjoy central air conditioning, cable TV and complimentary videos should you desire them. We look forward to meeting you and making your stay comfortable and discreet!
If you're looking for a temporary place to hang your hat in BK, this looks like the coolest option at the moment. Tell'em Loftninja sent ya! King's Hotel Website
This North Brooklyn Warehouse Space MEGAPACK Will Melt Your Face Off
Well maybe it won't melt it, but it will change your expression if you are looking for warehouse space in Brooklyn....lets get on with it..
Don't be afraid to think big!
BIG WAREHOUSE SPACES AVAILABLE in BK
10,000 SF of WAREHOUSE GOODNESS 70¢ per SQUARE (Greenpoint) near BQE and 10 min walk to trains-dividable Call 646-261-6080
4000sf Warehouse MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT $6000(Greenpoint) Call 646-261-6080
(Williamsburg) Need Storage? Need a place to warehouse items? As Large as you want...5,000sf-30,000sf Chainlinked separated interior commercial space with 18+ ft ceilings, loading dock and near trains. Reasonable offers accepted..make offer. Call 646-261-6080 for more info and to make an appt to see...MAKE AN OFFER
To Be Specific these spaces are great for: ARTISTS,SCULPTORS,PAINTORS DISTRIBUTORS GALLERY FOLK LOUD MUSICIANS QUIET ONES WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS METAL WORKERS CARPENTERS CUSTOM WOOKWORKERS CIRCUS TRAINERS DANCE TEACHERS ACROBATS ...ok well maybe not too specific....call and we can discuss your requirements and set up a time to take a look. No BS here...just good ole clean American real estate, folks...
Fantastically Huge Greenpoint Joint Sure to Not Disappoint 3br Near L Train $2600 No Fee
Greenpoint 3br No Fee
Fantastically Huge Greenpoint Joint Sure to Not Disappoint Three bedroom, living room, dining room, two baths and large modern kitchen. many skylights , newly re done- oh what fun!, , will accept college students ,1or 2 per room, $2800 Reduced to $2600 + one month fee No Fee Call Carl 646-261-6080
New UNreal Projects, ELECTRICARMS and SAYYIDAIRBORN
Those of you who really know the Loftninja are aware that real estate is only a small portion of what I do with my time. With that said, I felt it was time to let you guys in on what I have been doing lately, which is not real estate related at all. Loftninja has been Introducing ELECTRICARMS.COM- a first-of-its-kind Virtual Mixtape from SAYYIDAIRBORN, also known as M.Sayyid from the mega-mind blowing NY underground rap phenomenon known as The AntiPop Consortium. ELECTRICARMS explores the idea of mashing up the concept of a virtual tour (yes, that part is real estate related) with the process of a band or musician on tour. We've finished the northern region of the east coast of America at this point, covering NYC, Philly, Baltimore and DC and presently about to drop in on Atlanta and Miami..with a few surprises along the way. Subscribe to the SAYYIDAIRBORN blog for updates on this. Shout out to HPrizm and his BangerSessions Project which is by the way, OFF THE HOOK.. The other thing I've been working on is the UN-Official Anti-Pop Consortium Fan Network, which just launched yesterday. If you happen to be a fan of APC, you might wanna jump on it. Visit Antipop Consortium Heatrays
Brooklyn Artists Make a Trailer Park/Nut Factory
You gotta hand it to all those Brooklyn Hipsters (i hate how that word is OVERUSED) Artists in Bushwick-they sure do come up with some off-the-wall shit (literally). Loftninja has been out of town and just caught wind of the new Nut Factory project, which is basically a trailer park in the middle of Bushwick First I would like to say how unbelievably bad-ass this idea is- It reminds me of my homey justiNYC's project to help the homeless off the streets, Home Free Organization. When everything which is fixed and unattainable becomes out of the question...go mobile! These guys should link up. Way to go!
Hilary Swank once said "“I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.”"
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Williamsburg Northside 6000sf for $8000 Nightclub, Beer garden, Catering Space
Be where the action is, PERFECT for Night Club, BEER GARDEN , Event Space, or Catering hall, High Ceiling,No columns. Frontage on two streets and adjacent to the single most successful night life attraction in Williamsburg and one of the finest restaurants in the area. The customers are here. 6000sf near Bedford L train $8000 month Call New World Realty 646-261-6080 or 862-438-5638 NO BROKERS PLEASE