#rapidly

[magwaterr]

All the ladies (mosquitoes) want me soooooooooooooo bad

[memesnotwelcome]

Waiting for the next Great Recession so I can afford a house car tires.

[aneedunmet]

"I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)

How are these books so fucking good, though.

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[bedazzled-applesauce]

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[love-graveyard]

Ramiel, war angel turned doctor.

[leonide-poetry]

[theenigmascribe]

Behold.

The lamp is real.