[memesnotwelcome]

We are NOT romantically compatible if you throw out the pizza crust.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[evenlyevi]

See you again

[divinezai-deactivated-deactivat]

we are kissing in my mind btw. if that’s alright

[bigfatbluntz]

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[ivyandbranch]

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

[oldshowbiz]

when you need dick

[testosteronetwunk]

santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.

[mousegirlheart]

STOP DOING REMAKES AND SEQUELS TO VIDEOGAMES NOBODY ASKED FOR

I'M SICK OF IT

MAKE SOMETHING NEW AND INTERESTING

[humormehorny]

Can I make one exception?

[mousegirlheart]

CHOOSE WISELY

[humormehorny]

Skyrim

[mousegirlheart]

EXCEPTION REVOKED WITH PREJUDICE

[memesnotwelcome]

It's not over until we get Antikythera Skyrim.

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[gunsandfireandshit]

[memesnotwelcome]

[spicymochi]

your month, your cat!

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[probuccalfat]

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[dragon-in-a-fez]

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.

it was not.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.