Dec 15, 2011
I completely forgot about the fake apocalypse this year...
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I completely forgot about the fake apocalypse this year...
caveat: if you're offended by humor with some swear words, then this one probably not for you :-)
Oops. The rapture will begin on October 21st.
Harold Camping, the rotting corpse that predicted the rapture would begin this past Saturday, says he was wrong (obviously) and that the rapture will actually begin on October 21st, the day he originally thought God would destroy the Earth and all those not raptured.
He says God did come to Earth on Saturday, but only spiritually. He decided he didn't want us to suffer for five months, so he'll just rapture believers and burn the rest all at once, on October 21st.
Give me...a fucking...break.
The group is "disappointed" that 200 million true believers weren't lifted up to heaven on Saturday while everyone else suffered and eventually died as a series of earthquakes and famine destroyed the Earth.
"Doomsday Prophet, Followers ‘Flabbergasted’ World Didn’t End"
My favorite comment on the whole thing, as repeated by lots of people in lots of places:
Oh, cheer up, Harold. We all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world.
I feel bad for them. :/