An email from a woman past her due date and still pregnant:
(warning adult content) What am I doing with myself? That is a great question! Here's a run down of some of my favorite activities: Not sleeping that well, as you can tell by the 4am email. Going to the doctor. Trying to walk this baby out. Drinking rasberry tea. Accupuncture. Accupressure. Meditating. Nipple stimulation. Sex. And squatting... all methods of "natural labor induction". But really I feel like a pregnant asian porn star with sore nipples! I have yet to drink castor oil as I am not too keen on the idea of blowing my ass out at this stage of the game. However, everyday I'm a bit more willing to do crap I never would have imagined. Yesterday I tried curb-walking. Some British hag must have made it up to pacify overdue pregnant women, or just tire them out. It's when you walk with one foot on a curb and one foot off. As if the baby is just going to drop out because of your imbalanced use of your glute muscles. Desperation is not pretty.