#rasslor

[twist3dvoraer0us]

Goose is this a reference???

I was watching Dexters Laboratory with my Mom because we haven't seen it in ages and this dude named Rasslor comes on screen in episode 2 and I started losing my shit because he has Kinger's fucking cape:

Like, I'm having a Stronk over here, @gooseworx is this how you came up with Kinger's design? Is this why buff Kinger exists??? 🤣

[casualshardlegion]

So, if you're a follower of mine or the Lonnie Machin/Anarky tags, then you know I'm writing a series of stories with our favorite revolutionary as the MC (working on the next chapter at the moment).

Somewhere down the line, i'm planning to have Anarky go one-on-one with the Mistress of Martial Arts herself Lady Shiva. The details will come as I write but for a general idea of what i'm planning the fight to look like, go on YouTube and check out the Dial M for Monkey short "Rasslor" and skip to when Monkey steps into the ring. Fron there just Put Lonnie in Monkey's place and Shiva in Rasslor's.

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy  

Rasslor

The intergalactic bully known as Rasslor traveled from world to world in his insatiable quest to prove himself the greatest champion of the entire cosmos.  Every world Rasslor would come to would be forced to provide its greatest fighters under the threat of planetary destruction.  Said fighters would then face off against Rasslor in the ring, all doomed to fall under his seemingly peerless skills and might as a wrestler.  

When Rasslor came to Earth, there were many champions who heralded the call for challenge.  This included the Justice Friends who were each swiftly defeated.  Rasslor was displeased with he champions Earth had to offer and things looked quite grim indeed.  Only the heroic Dial M for Monkey remained.  

Initially, Rasslor refused to fight Monkey, perceiving him as an unworthy adversary; that it was beneath him to battle a simple primate.  Yet Monkey would not take no for an answer and ultimately proved himself a formidable challenge for Rasslor.  

Not even the mighty Monkey could defeat Rasslor.  Yet he refused to give up.  Every time Rasslor knocked Monkey down, the heroic chimp got back up.  Not even the wrestler’s most devastating moves could knock Monkey down for the count.  

Rasslor was greatly impressed.  Monkey possessed honor, moxie and an indomitable will; his was the heart of a champion.  The mighty wrestler was not defeated, yet his need for a challenge had been met.  As such he chose to spare the Earth.

Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage provided the voice for Rasslor with the space-faring wrestler appearing in the second episode of the first season of Dexter's Laboratory, airing on May 4th, 1996.  

[acmeoop]

Monkey Refuses To Stay Down "Dial M for Monkey: Rasslor" (1996)

[crispyafterdark]

A Rasslor Highlight Reel-the Main Event: Rasslor takes on the Justice Friends and Monkey!

[acmeoop]

Is This The Last Opponent This Puny Planet Can Offer Me? “Dial M for Monkey: Rasslor” (1996)

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would Rasslor…

…be if they were real and were being scouted by a major pro-wrestling promotion (WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW, AAA, etc)?

Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills (main-carder)

Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills (mid-carder)

Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills (jobber/comic relief)

Yes on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills

No on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills

No on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2025

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[moonbasearachnos]

"Again and forever I am the champion..."

You'd think it was would have been being a WWF fan as a child that lead me to discover I can do a pretty solid impression of Macho Man Randy Savage, but no. No it was because of Rasslor.