Attendees: Blort, Skim, Gribble, Jubilee (unwillingly)
Date: Difficult to determine. Possibly Tuesday.
Agenda Item 1: Naming of the Collection
Blort: “The Library of Folded Time sounds majestic.”
Skim: “It is not a library. Nor folded.”
Gribble: [inaudible muttering, possible temporal folding noises]
Jubilee: “It is a pile of disorganized rubbish and so are you.”
Outcome: Officially entered as “The Collection.” (Pending future arguments.)
Agenda Item 2: Recent Prophecy Fragment — Verification
Blort presented a scrap of parchment with “When the stag walks in ash…” (fragment incomplete).
Skim disputes the translation.
Gribble attempted to eat the parchment.
Jubilee confiscated it.
Outcome: Verification: Inconclusive. Parchment now under rat supervision.
Agenda Item 3: Visitor Protocol
Skim proposed opening the Collection to external inquiries.
Blort seconded enthusiastically.
Gribble unfolded a side room by accident.
Jubilee: “Fine. But I will be editing your replies.”
Outcome: Visitor inquiries permitted. Accuracy not guaranteed.
Meeting adjourned after temporal instability in the tea set.