#ratchetreturns

[grandtheftautobct-archived-blog]

And then Leah replaced all the Ratchets’ sirens with Move Bitch, Get Out the Way! because that’s what adopted daughters/granddaughters do.

Sorry, guys.

[groovyprotectobot]

ratchetreturns

    ‹•⁞ – “This is Groove of the Lost Light. If you wish to speak with the captain, I'm going to have to–” There's a pause from his end of the comm; his frame leaned over and stared at the image displayed next to a few symbols, which he hadn't bothered to read. “You're pretty orange.”

[protectobotmedic]

ratchetreturns replied to your post:reads “stroke my ego” as “stroke my egg”

(Now I’m picturing First Aid sitting in the med bay petting a giant egg and I blame you for this)

and for some reason i read that as painting a giant egg and i don't know which mental image is funnier 

[grandtheftautobct-archived-blog]

.ratchetreturns

Another day, another night she would have spend​ hiding away in the Autobot base.

Her mother had kicked her out yet again, this time for failing to remind her that the cable bill was due. Well, perhaps that wasn't exactly it; it was more kicking her out because Leah had fought back after her mother had shoved her for forgetting to remind her that the cable bill was due. And since she had nowhere to go for the night, she would make her home in the Autobot base.

She had found a storage room during her exploration and had set up a small living area in the back of the room, inside one of the giant boxes. She often slept there, just to avoid going back home. It was a secret she kept from the Autobots; after all, as Ratchet often reminded her, they weren't babysitters. 

But before she could go to bed, though, Leah had to sneak inside the Autobot base -- and that was something far easier said than done. She was doing okay, though. She had left her Jeep outside the entrance and was currently tip-toeing it through the main room, trying to stay away from any light sources.

[ixneededxthat-blog]

Out of Medic:

Why is my tag always broken

[stylish-cmo]

Most definitely heard two beings fighting in the universe and Ratchet is not pleased.

[themightymiko]

"I understand everything… except that wig."

➤Ⅱ "But the wig is half of the plan!"

[starscreamapillar]

It takes a certain sort of horrible luck to accidentally steal the Matrix, though it does provide an opportunity. If he isn't shot down and smelted into decorative plates before he can see how it turns out, anyhow.