#rating post

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Rating Scarecrow Shirts Available on Amazon

A perfect shirt, good design, classic 10/10

Nolanverse is good, ionic and for some reason available in pink 7/10

the GOAT, the original, the badass one 9/10

A bit to chaotic for my tastes, hard to decern the design 4/10

Oh fuck yeah, now this is what I'm talking ABOUT 11/10

Kinda derpy.... 6/10

Fuckin awesome 10/10 (also I spot trans flag colors)

[moviesratedbythehorses]

Movies Rated By The Horses: Aliens

0/10. An otherwise very good movie, but there are no horses in this movie. I recommend it if you like action, some scares, and found family.

[baebeyza]

Rating Ultra Magnus versions by how much I'd love to marry them

Say GO!

G1

100% husband material. Beautiful, strict but gentle, keeps his shit together, can do my paperwork, and is even good with kids! ~ 10/10

Bonus points for his angry version that has me marked as scared and horny-

RiD01/Car Robots

Now, don't get me wrong - This Magnus is fantastic, epic and very entertaining. But I cannot trust him to do my paperwork for me. I am 100% sure he doesn't pay taxes. He'd be protective and fun company, but gotta have someone with life skills as well, so... 5/10

TFA

On the one hand I'd be Queen of Cybertron, on the other hand that dude sounds like no fun at all. Also fuck me, he'd probably demand I do work as ruler of state as well, demanding I do paperwork. No thanks, I pass. 3/10

TFP

Now this one? I'll take him! He might not be much fun, but he has potential to learn and grow warm over time! He's more formal, but that's okay, he learns what it means to be a family. Might be a little bumby start, but it is worth the work UvU Also, yes, he'd do my paperwork. 8/10

WFC

Marrying this dude will end in PAIN, but DAMN, he deserves a caring wife who will appreciate and care for him. Would marry to show my undying love. And also get my paperwork done, but he'd receive so many hot chocos as compensation. 100 thrusts to my heart/10

[statelibraryqueensland]

Rating My Favorite Vintage Dance Photos in Our Collection:

1. SOURCE 

This one is a strong 8/10. Love the commitment to the pose, the spacing, the seriousness of the front dancer’s expression. Points deducted because the overall impression is a little too much like the giant huntsman spiders that plague Queensland houses. 

2. SOURCE 

9/10 for sure. The pose. The costuming. The COLOUR. This little tyke is absolutely KILLING IT and their dedication to the look really shows. 1 point deducted because I can imagine exactly how annoying that long trumpet thing would sound and it is unwise to give small children the ability to make loud noises at their will. 

3. SOURCE 

10/10 I LOVE THEM. Elegant. Regal. The pose, the costuming, truly an ethereal dancing woodland spirit. 

4. SOURCE 

7/10 Listen. Listen. I love that they’re in height order. I love the pose. I love the contrast of their bright white costumes against the dark wall. I CAN NOT endure the clown aspect of this image. The moment pompoms and ruffs were added this image was lost to me. 

5. SOURCE 

To quote the timeless Vine, “IT’S FREAKIN BATS! I love Halloween!” She’s elegant. She’s timeless. She’s on pointe and she’s in a CLEARLY homemade costume. What’s not to love? 11/10. 

[fuddlesthegatekeeper]

title? QD: A Pill Periodical, where i introduce and rate little chemicals designed to look amazing (usually) which are literally guaranteed to all be notably different from one another because they have to be. by law! anyway im bad at this but i do love it so round 2 baby let's goooo

first up, we have another haunting similarity. lets face it, no one needs me to tell them what these pills look like! anyone remotely into pop culture can tell that these bear a striking resemblence to the beloved and universally recognized character from the stars war, good ole Max Rebo! or at least this version of him:

need i say more? 9/10, only cuz the plushie has that missing tenth of goodness.

so i know these look like xany bars but are actually non-addictive anti anxiety johns. cumbersome, dusty, hard as hell to get to sit right in an amber vial but if u can get them in just so, they line up the way id expect carbon to when it forms a diamond. alone, 4/10 but together (and aligned) an easy 8/10.

check out these goopy boys! "ew what are those, they look like little bugs!" says my partner over my shoulder. why, its the omega 3 acid ethyl esters capsules, of course! and they are slippery as they look, to be sure. monsters that they are, doing a 90 day supply can weigh a *lot*. i sort of resent them but im also fascinated by them? 6/9, slippy salamander caps over here

if anyone can tell me what it is about these that makes me anxious, please do. maybe its something to do with color theory... 2/10, looks like what Kylo Ren might take to stay edgy.

speaking of problematic faves! this one goes out to @cedethebees for shape craziness, which earns these puppies 5 points off the bat. on top of that, they share an uncanny texture with phentermine pills in that they look EXACTLY like those minty cube chewing gum with the little blue crystals in them. 7 more points for making me want to eat them more than most pills... sadly we come to the conclusion of the math problem... -8 points for being nothing but a weight loss drug. and yes, my theory is that that is the reason theyre shaped like bones. skin and bone? idk. 4/10. love yourselves, y'all.

now this ones pretty expensive and what better finale for this episode? look. at. those. thingies in there. due to its high cost, we dont keep these around often so its a really nice treat to see them when i can. one day, if i ever drop/damage one, im gonna open it, spill it into the garbage over my fingers, and fulfill some carnal desire on behalf of all the stim people that it may resonate with. 10/10.

well thats the sequel! i have way too many pictures and im gonna reign in the text on the next one, hopefully. gotta work out a good balance between gushing and critique. until next time!

[stlaika]

Rating obi-wan kenobis bc ive lost control of my life

A new hope: 9/10, much respect for him hes literally the blueprint, bonus points to Alec Guinness for portraying him so well with literally nothing to base him off, wish he was a silver fox tho

The phantom menace: 4/10, hes cute but his fucking haircut aint doing him any favours

Attack of the clones: 100/10, literally one of my favorite obi wans, look at his hair!!! Hes fluffy af i love him

Revenge of the sith: would. 10/10

The clone wars 2003: you see this shit??? You see this shit right here??? This is pure concentrated hot girl shit. The hair. The expressions. Now THIS,,,, is good food. 100000/10

The clone wars 2008: hatred. -1000000000000000/10 i cant even explain why tcw's artstyle just fills me with rage. Also they removed his armour bulk which is the height of homophobia. Where!!!! Is!!! His!!!! Armour bulk!!!!!

Rebels: 7/10 honestly major props to the rebels animation team for making obi look like alec guinness but the Smoothness removes points for me

Star wars adventures: he said 😊😏☺. I love him. 8/10

[mirkomilk]

Rating the Obey Me Brothers

Lucifer

4/10

Everyone compares him to Jumin and I have no idea why

Was hella annoying the whole time

Then had the audacity to cry when I was gonna leave

Make it make sense luci 🤨

Mammon

6/10

He isn’t my favorite, but I don’t dislike him either

He’s just kinda meh 😕

Really cute the entire game

I’m no moronsexual tho

Leviathan

10000000000000/10

If you know me then you know

THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM

Levi is my otaku king and I will die defending him

Like idec that he keeps friendzoning me, I’m a big ol 🏳️‍🌈 it don’t bother me he’s just too cute

Watches sailor moon, I just know it

Respect on his name, now

Satan

10/10

My second fav

Idk I’m a pessimist so I guess I relate

He likes cats

Am I supposed to not like him 😭

Asmodeus

5/10

Listen

Everything was fine until he made a pass at Luke

Before, he was like an 8

Reminds me of zen from mm

Beelzebub

9/10

bro I love him so much

Not as much as Levi bc I’m loyal, but Y’know

Would 100% cook for him if given the chance

I feel like he would give good hugs

Belphegor

9/10

He’s a lil sus ngl

Was like,

Let it just be me, you, and beel

K, but can we bring Levi is the question 🧐

I’m lazy af so I relate 👌

THE CARDS WITH HIM AND BEEL MAKE ME UNCOMFY 👏