#ratingyourcats

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Clawdia, my baby girl

—- She will rip your face off, but only if you give her a reason to. That will have to be a hefty reason. A big mountian of a reason. You’d have to really fuck up, reader. Fuck up so hard that you deserved a good face-ripping. Granted, that’s most cats.

You want some sick-nasty hot gossip about this friend of ours? Well, fuck you. She deserves a god damn private life. Show some respect for this supermodel’s private life. Get the hell out of here, Chad. Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. Here.

We’ll stick to the approved marketing on this one.

Easy, breezy, beautiful. Clawvergirl 10/10 —-

Submitted by @readysetyeet

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This is Erik, he’s blind

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Erik may not see the light bouncing off of the world around us, but what he does see is far more important. Erik is an oracle. He knows your future. He knows everyone’s future. It may or may not be bleak, but that’s okay. Erik is soft and you can pet him.

10/10 submitted by @aquilacalvitium

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I said I’d send these cats in… Around a week ago, obviously, I forgot. These are three adorable kitties that I saw after dinner one day, and took pictures of them.

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Looks like you found yourself smack-dab right in the middle of a kitten panhandling ring. I recognize a trio working to maximize on the good-natured offerings of people who want to feel better about themselves anywhere.

These three seem successful, though! They definitely get enough food amongst themselves to keep going. That’s ingenuity. That’s resourcefulness. 

That’s... STREET SMARTS!!!!

10/10

Submitted by: @alyssumlovesthecosmere

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Her name is Minerva and she is beautiful.

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The real headline here is that you managed to get a collar with a bell onto a Hogwarts professor. Amazing.

What can I say about Minerva fucking Mcgonagall? Nothing that hasn’t been said already.

Powerful. Compassionate. Best headmistress to date.

10/10

Submitted by: @thatgaypotterhead

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this is my bbgirl Maggie 💕

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Agile. Calculating. Clearly, we are looking at a master catcrobat, even though she mainly works as a model.

Not many could say that their backup plan was the circus, and that is an achievement.

10/10

submitted by: @cloverren

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oop I named her Elsa cuz I couldn’t think of a name

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A soft exterior, and calm demeanour. Nobody would think to get on this lady’s bad side, because you can’t help but love her. She has many friends. Don’t let the calm fool you, though. She has years of pent-up aggression waiting for a legitimate reason to escape. Don’t give her a reason. Let me repeat that. Do NOT Give Her A Reason.

10/10

Submitted by @whatarelevantname

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This is Boots. He’s old and lazy, but he’s happy.

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A friend to some. A foe to others.

He’s lived, loved, and lounged for a long time. His kindness has given him many friends to help carry the weight of all those years.

Sleepy.

10/10

Submitted by: @notanotherdicklessphotographer