INTP works at the “money center” customer service desk at a store.
Baby Boomer calls, and proceeds to inform them they bought poor quality cucumbers.
INTP: Uh oh, just come in to customer service -
OA (Old Asshole): NO I’M NOT DOING THAT
INTP: We can’t do anything unless you -
OA: GET ME A REPLACEMENT
INTP: We can’t do anything unless you go to customer service-
OA: THEN JUST REFUND MY MONEY
INTP: I can’t do a transaction over the phone-
OA: GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY NOW OR I WILL TELL EVERYONE HOW AWFUL YOUR SERVICES ARE
INTP: I’M TRYING TO PROVIDE SOLUTIONS AND YOU AREN’T TAKING THEM!
OA: WHAT SOLUTIONS
INTP: Come in to CUSTOMER SERVICE and we will take care of you!
Coworker meanwhile tries to take the phone, as INTP is ready kill someone, and fails.
OA: NO! I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW AWFUL YOUR SERVICES ARE IF YOU DON’T REFUND MY MONEY!
INTP: OK! GO AHEAD!
OA: I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE YOUR PRODUCE IS TERRIBLE, YOUR GROCERY PICKUP IS TERRIBLE, AND -
INTP: HAVE A GReAt rEsT Of yOuR DaY!!
INTP slams phone down. Coworkers are staring.
INTP: WHAT THE HELL DID HE EXPECT ME TO DO, FAX HIM SOME CUCUMBERS?!