#rat bastard

[kermahillway]

Anyone remember that one washed up child actor from the 80s? I wonder whatever happened to him...

[guinepbun]

People with rabbits as pets, I have a question: how do you keep your little bastards from ripping up your carpet?? I previously didn't have carpet, just made sure my floor area had blankets and stuff for his little paws w a walk way for me to the door so he could roam. Now I've moved to a place where the floors are carpeted and I'm losing my mind with him. I got him a blanket with a plastic under it for his cage area to avoid any big messes (he likes to tip his water and stuff, still can't get him to stop that even with a heavier bowl) but when I let him out to roam he IMMEDIATELY goes to ripping up my fucking carpet and I'm at my wit's end here.

I tried doing things like redirectiong his attention with toys, scattering his greens so he'll be more inclined to eat proper food rather than the carpet and making my displeasure known by thumping at him, shaking my keys or calling out at him firmly but he's only really deterred by the sound of my keys. They spook him into running back to his burrow like I'm bullying him tho and it makes me sad bc he'll be binkying and racing around happily until then. Nothing on google works and I honestly didn't think this was going to be a problem before this. He's even taken to ripping up his blanket in the cage and trying to destroy the plastic underneath, something he had never done before. I thought it was stress at first but I realized he gets mad at me when I remove the plastic so idk!! This is so out of nowhere and yes, he is (as previously described) a bastard but he never gives me this much trouble for anything other than destroying my last pair of inside shoes (which I learned to put out of his reach and then outside the room entirely, rip)

He has toys, mutliple types of fruit tree branches, timothy hay chew ball, a paper towel roll I supervise his play with, soft minnie mouse toy he's had since we first got him etc. I'm lost on why he's so fixated on the carpet!! I'm sorry for the rant but I'm losing my marbles over here!!!

[vintage-tigre]

[millionfishinatrenchcoat]

I would like to make a kim dokja plushie so I can put his rat bastard ass in the blender. And then tenderly pat him on the head. And throw him at the wall. Like the little bitch he is.

[dustinssequentials]

Pages from Rat Bastard #1 (1996)

By – Dustin Weaver

I was 17 when I made this comic. I replaced the lettering here because the original lettering was bad. You can find the whole thing colored in PAKLIS #0

[melted-halo]

Can yall tell I like cat-Harlequin? Can we get more of that?

Thanks <3

[alien-in-washington]