#ratty9boy

[bobbbymilk]

Hey for the horror movies thing: I really liked the ritual, evil dead, hostel, the Texas chainsaw massacre and annihilation. :)

I already know the Texas chainsaw massacre and evil dead but I need to watch the others! Thanks bud!

[cowboymotif]

Haha i might have written and published landaraine nsfw on AO3 and i feel realized

I LOVE THAT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope it has 1 million kudos already, dude. I know your writing kicks ass :)

[cowboymotif]

For the character opinion bongo, Wilhelm Wicki :3

I literally love Wicki so much 🥺

[cowboymotif]

Hans Landa is like a depressed 50s housewife if you think about it.

He smokes 300 cigarettes a day, bitches to his husband (Aldo) about anything, burns the meatloaf that they are going to eat for dinner but insists it was on purpose and he's borderline an alcoholic

Plus imagining him in one of those housewife dresses from the 50s while angrily smoking it's soul healing bvbjbhhjvbk.

LANDA IN 50'S STYLE DRESS RIGHT NOW. I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTT. IT IS HEALING TO IMAGINE BUT IT COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL THINGS IF IT WAS REALLLL

Anyways, yeah, I agree with you. He is the 50's housewife archetype fr fr

[cowboymotif]

Okay but like Aldo would start to lack clothes while seeing Hans because the little shit keeps stealing his clothes and wearing them even though they are so obviously too big for him djfbfjfhfjf

AUGUST, my days it's been a while since we traded headcanons lmao

I can definitely see this happening jfjskfkek

Aldo: "Oh, that's where my goddamn shirt went! Landa, you been stealin' my clothes?"

Hans: *sweating profusely, obviously wearing a shirt two sizes too big* "I have no idea what you're talking about. I've had this old thing for ages."

[milich96]

Hey hai già visto a classic horror story (un film horror italiano)?

Perché pensavo di vederlo ma non sono sicuro se ne velga la pena, visto che è un film Netflix lol.

Non ancora! Ho solo visto qualche tweet qua e là che ne parlava benino.

In generale la recensione parrebbe positiva, ma non vuol dir molto coi film di Netflix :/