Token Ravenclaw Catchphrases:
Yikes™
fuck it i’m bored let’s do something stupid
i don’t care i’m tired
listen i don’t need sleep
gryffindors? more like slippingfloors... aha ha... ha...
i’m a ravenclaw i’m always right
i don’t know anything stop looking at me
puns are the best okay??
my life is just constant bullshitting
me, an intellectual
i love reading
i haven’t read in 4 years but shut up
hufflepuffs? more like shufflecuffs
i’m not ready for anything ever
i prefer dreaming to real life
flitwick? more like dickwit amirite raves???
it depends...
yes!!!!! the arts!!!!!! truly magnificent!!!!!!
yeah i don’t know what i’m saying half the time
i don’t really take sides cos i don’t really care
please validate my weirdness
slytherins? more like riverdims
i like to be alone because in conversation i either can’t find anything to say or say random, dumb things that weird people out
i need a fellow human please!!!! i need interaction!!!!!
nothing is real
i want to float in space forever
yeah sure i’ll be your friend idc if you’re a murderer it’s cool
i overthink everything everywhere everytime ever
hogwarts? more like fogsnort (this is the honest best i could do)
my home is in my head
it’s incredibly messy and disorganized and horrific
basically we’re all idiots
